(((Keith)))

Dad. Husband. Tech geek. Reader of legal things. Litigator. I cause discourse. Always looking for interesting information.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

Just gonna leave this here today:
Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the muslems,
And everybody hates the Jews.
- Tom Lehrer
https://t.co/OGR6Xt6E5Q

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@Average_NY_Guy My grandmother in Poland at the time said she never could forget the people, her neighbors, just looking on as they were removed and taken to the camps.

They aren’t special people.

They are like any people here today.

[Kamel Amin Thaabet @K_AminThaabet]

Two takeaways:

-October 7 was a success and being rewarded

-Kristof and his ilk don’t see their hand in it

[Haviv Rettig Gur @havivrettiggur]

Sohrab, come on. They face the real thing now. Tucker, the vice president's friend and ally, thinks we brought pornography to America to destroy American society. And Mamdani on the other side of the aisle thinks the tiny little NYPD exchange program with the Israel Police "laced the boots" of racist NYC cops.

When Jews are the cause of all the ills, when it's all anyone can talk about -- that's the thing itself.

No, JD Vance isn't an antisemite. But a Jew who sees antisemitism looking at them from the corners of every dark room isn't imagining it. There are polling numbers. It's waves upon waves online that hit every visibly Jewish user of almost any platform every single day. It's millions of people now, and higher among the young as they radicalize online. It includes some of the biggest podcasters alive. And offline too, Jews are the number one target of religious hate crimes in America. Every synagogue in America has guards outside now.

So to tell Jews "you'll soon face the real thing" if they commit the crime of seeing it around them already -- i.e., they're causing it -- is not a decent position to take.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

I thought the left was all about land acknowledgments.

[Matt Friedman @MattFriedmanNJ]

Oh boy. I'm not sure the NJ state Senate really wants any part of this one.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

🧵

[David Bernstein @ProfDBernstein]

This is an American Jewish emergency. But I look at the Jewish news, and my generation isn't treating it like an emergency. The Jewish-oriented charitable foundations are still building new Holocaust museums, still donating money to universities that are incubating antisemitism, 2/

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

Just a reminder that Grand Jurors literally were designed to serve as the relief valve for our system.

[Jason Meisner @jmetr22b]

Grand juror: "I heard this case like last
week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I
still think it is."
Prosecutor: I kind of had that
impression from last week, but thank you....(juror excused)

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@Lord_Gothmog @marcorandazza Why choose between them?
Gun range by day, night club by night.

What could possibly go wrong?

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@JohnHMcWhorter

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@ElamBend

[Haviv Rettig Gur @havivrettiggur]

Exactly.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

Imagine an election where one candidate says they want to build apartments everywhere.

The other says they want a moratorium on building.

You’re a builder.

Who do you donate to?

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

Susan Collins's latest financial report just came out.

A staggering one-third of her money raised this quarter came directly from AIPAC.

Senator Collins is bought and paid for by Benjamin Netanyahu, and she votes accordingly.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@HistoryBoomer Depends on time of day.
Morning? I’m showing before and after.

Mid day or evening? Does my morning shower still count?

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@RealSteveBellow The first amendment doesn’t protect you from a private ass kicking.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@thomaschattwill Not sure I’ve ever said anything positive about him, but the man is an expert at digging after hitting rock bottom.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@ScottGreenfield @HistoryBoomer Damnit, California warned me about this.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@marcorandazza The church a has always been a product influenced.

The only difference is who kept the products.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

Flip the sexes and see what happens.

[Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 @marcorandazza]

A judge was fucking the chief of police in her chambers, and she got a private reprimand.

Every judge who isn’t screaming about this, fuck you. Clean your house, because it’s filthy.

[(((Keith))) @kkaplan]

@ScottGreenfield Think it’s bad now?
Pretty soon you might be sending Bennet Brooklyn BBQ.

[Kamel Amin Thaabet @K_AminThaabet]

And no masks. Proud New Yorkers.

[Robby Soave @robbysoave]

Not far enough: We should pay seniors to own property! We need a direct wealth transfer from young people to elderly primary voters. Vote for Robby.