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@horatio_sanchez @regularaugust i was gonna say nigehaji! do you happen to have any drama reccs for anything that feels similar because I havent been able to find any and i really liked the show

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@secantsegment that one kanye clip

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@NBinted lowkey not an inaccurate translation, its just 4chan弁

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whenever i have to write math symbols on my phone i switch to the jp keyboard and type in like アルファ or ラムダ　or whatever. its v convenient

[Emily @writerofscratch]

I'm looking at a Google Doc that a Japanese native speaker is typing in, and I just witnessed them write かっこ to conjure a set of Japanese quotation marks (「」).

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@kzzrttt kakkoii ikemen gap moe... some people really have it all

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has been in the notes app for like over a year but its topical now

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*aap michael jackson* im jerkin to the man in the mirror

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@R_7_Rocket なんで？アメリ人ですけど普通と思ってたのに

[Blick Winkel@AX⁉️(H. Anthony Israel) @blockwonkel]

瓜二つのチー牛兄弟
Chud Brothers Separated at Birth

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@strongbadegirl @alecrobbins you cant be talking like that to a customer

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conceiving a child on the northernlion cruise so that the exposure to the bald vortex gives them the mastery over niche movie trivia required to finally assassinate him

[たかなみ @DD110]

米抜きのNATO、あまりにも納豆の話っぽすぎる

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@wingrush チー牛

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this is probably how we sound talking about evangelion

[概念 @PMDTkxu2x0gk5B2]

スポンジボブって精神状態に異常をきたしてる人間しか書けないストーリーで怖い
支離滅裂で展開が突拍子ないし脈絡もなさすぎる
この世の全ての仕事がAIに奪われたとしてもスポンジボブの脚本だけはAIには書けないと思う

[赤草露瀬🌿C108土曜東１コ50b @AkakusaTuyuse]

『プロジェクト・ヘイル・メアリー』というのかい？　贅沢な名だねぇ……。
今日からお前は『捨てられ科学者は愛されたいっ！　〜太陽系外の決死隊に選ばれて一人生き残っちゃったけど、岩石生命体と心を通わせたので今日も元気です。〜』だよ！　いいかい！

[かどまちまぞく @miraadayoo]

月が綺麗ですね。貴方よりずっと綺麗だ。

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@Jazzoinks migidaimiya senjin. easy