Kristin

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

@annie_m_morgan 6 yo: Mom, you know a long long long long long time ago when there were megalodons......you know, like in the 80s.....😂🤦

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

K: (watching bachelor) Did your world stop when you first saw me?
P: Yeah, just like I got hit by a bus. #stuffmyhusbandsays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

Stuck in traffic, horns honking. DD: Get off the phone, people!" #stuffmykidsays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

Pastor: Please rise. DD: GET UP! #stuffmykidsays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

As I'm putting on her socks: "Bye bye, toenails!" #stuffmykidsays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

"Hurry up and fall asleep so I can fart." #stuffmyhubbysays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

K: don't touch my fat. P: But it's everywhere #stuffmyhubbysays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

You're a good mom and that's a good surprise. #stuffmyhubbysays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

You made pretty kids, but by the looks of things, it had a lot to do with me. #stuffmyhubbysays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

P: I'd love a tart
K: you'd have to buy that
P: oh, I was fully planning on it
K: yup, thanks honey!

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

"Have the baby tomorrow so he can be born on Punxsutawney Phil's day." #stuffmyhubbysays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

Highlight of my year (same year we got married and pregnant): seeing Punxsutawney Phil. #stuffmyhubbysays

[Kristin @kkcannon82]

"I can't wait for this pregnancy to be over." #stuffmyhubbysays