Kerrylyn 💛

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

[ً @wtffrio]

i hope from august to december, our lives change for the better.

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

Um, just found out that for $75 I can put a plaque with anything I want written on it on a bench on Roosevelt Island for 20 years and I think $75 is exactly the amount I'm willing to spend on a good bit.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dr. Pepper has surpassed Pepsi as the second biggest soda brand in the US — a spot Pepsi held since 1985.

Coke remains #1.

[Jacob Zanolla @jacobzanolla]

@GarfieldFanArt First Doc Hudson and now Garfield???

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me suffering from back pain at a young age

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"did u have a nice, restful weekend?"

me:

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

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[Kerrylyn 💛 @kkeeps123]

Reselling Anne Wilson tickets for face value. Had something come up and no longer able to go. $35 each!!

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

look between SHUT and THE FUCK UP on your keyboard

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The last five years, explained

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I find out my family ate something good while I wasn’t around

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the good old days

[Jenni @hashjenni]

that "no work tomorrow" sleep be hitting different

[☔ @Whotfismick]

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Every time

[Zach Herron @ImZachHerron]

i’m 22 and still can’t wrap presents

[Spencer Sutherland @spencermusic]

Baby’s First Vinyl!
Order the Deluxe Double LP before it runs out! 💙🕊️🥂
https://t.co/PuvDLKk0Dh