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I’m a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, a digital marketing pro, and a guy just trying to do the right things for my family.

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@Ginger_AZ8 @MichaelJMurphy @AmericanGenXer @AmericanAir In some airports, airlines have no control over transportation within the airport, but in others, the airline staffs wheelchair transportation or contracts with third parties to handle it. I don’t know about this airport.

Regardless, a short connection was a bad choice.

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@bavedikian @BestBuy @FedEx If you shipped something and the shipper stole it, you think you’re responsible for it?

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@JSchocher1 @WallStreetApes Dude. It’s $8 for 1,000 pills versus $6 for 24. Even if you only need 10, spend the $8. That’s just being a smart consumer.

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@BIG_E_KC @Cassi_McWhirt33 Gimme 20 minutes. Be right there.

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@GregoryLea1 “…and Messi scored two touchdowns today!!”

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@Super70sSports Dire Straits

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@JesseKrill1 @Super70sSports In fact, it’s impossible to listen to just one track.

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@rlbaber22 @thekccurrent I don’t know but I wanna know!

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@cjkc_life09 @RONCOULTER Yup. I work from home, so I drive about 4K miles/year. Changing the oil at least twice a year makes sense.

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@QuikTrip you’re doing some things well with your truck stops, but you MUST keep clean soapy water & long squeegees for the truck lanes. I need truck lanes for my RV but every time I’ve stopped at QT on this trip, the water is dirty and sometimes has diesel fuel in it. Not cool.

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@cjkc_life09 @RapSheet I love the sport but the league is bleeding me dry. As an out-of-market fan, it costs a fortune to watch the Chiefs.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers.

MJ: Yes.
Reporter: By how much?
MJ: Two or three points.
Reporter: Why so close?
MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.

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@Chiefs247365 Our Chihuahua runs the house. His wish is our command.

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@KC_Sportsmen @HaroldRKuntz3 Ok

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@cjkc_life09 @toddalator I counting on Costco to slowly move the needle down when supply and demand get back in equilibrium.

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@FLCons Clever for sure. That is enough pine needles the homeowner should at least consider gutter guards.

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@CVanTasell Spirit did suck. That’s why they needed to merge. They have had profitability issues for at least six years. I’m not saying the merger terms were good but now about 17,000 people are out of work.

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Had the back patio redone last week.

Four guys showed up at 8:15.

At 8:30 I went outside and asked if they had five minutes for a quick standup.

The foreman said "a what."

I said "a standup. Quick sync. Five minutes. What did you do yesterday. What are you doing today. Any blockers."

He said "we just got here."

I said "right so no blockers. Great. Let's reconvene at noon."

He looked at his crew. His crew looked at the ground.

At noon I went back outside. Asked for a status update.

He said "we're on track."

I said "on track relative to what baseline."

He said "the plan."

I said "is the plan documented somewhere."

He pointed at the patio.

Fair enough.

My wife came outside around 2 PM.

She said "have you been out here all day."

I said "I've been providing board-level oversight."

She said "you've been sitting in a lawn chair watching four men work."

I said "that's what board-level oversight is."

She went inside.

They finished Thursday. One day ahead of schedule.

The foreman shook my hand at the door and said "good working with you."

I said "likewise. I'll send over a post-mortem."

He said "please don't."

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