Kelly Keller

Texan born and raised! Proud member of the Fightin' Texas Aggie Class of 2015!!

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

Apparently Shohei Othani is worth roughly 10 Jimbo Fishers

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

I have never been more hype for a game that's 2 seasons away. Can't wait to spend a ridiculous amount of money to be at this game

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

Texas A&M vs. Texas: over 100 years of passion.
The game is back.
And it's coming home.

#GigEm

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

The first 58 minutes was one of the most exciting Super Bowls ever.

The last 2 minutes was the worst Super Bowl ending ever.

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

Way to go refs. Let them play the whole game and then you make a Charmin UltraSoft call that decides the end of the game. Bullshit.
#SuperBowl

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

I was assured that there would be football by 5:30
#SuperBowl

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

Super Bowl bound!

#FlyEaglesFly #SBLVII

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Texans can’t do anything right.

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

The Texans are so bad they can't even lose when they're supposed to. The whole organization is a joke

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

Hot take:
The gym is for lifting weights and working out, not chatting with your friend while taking up the squat rack for 30 minutes

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

@skangaskhan It's just not the same 😔

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

Starting to kinda feel left out of the "Banned by Elon Musk" crowd, ngl

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

FUCK THE HATERS!
WORLD SERIES CHAMPS BABY!
#BURYMEINTHEH

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

Anyone got a good cardiologist in the Katy area? I think I'm gonna need one after the World Series

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

Baseball is still stupid, but tonight I love it

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

Baseball is stupid and I hate it

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

GET A ROOF, YOU LOSERS!

[Houston Astros @astros]

Y'all wanted us, y'all got us.

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

HOW SWEEP IT IS!

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

Who needs Aggie football when you have Astros baseball?

[Kelly Keller @kkeller_2015]

@Evan_Kolb Hell of a series, I'm terrified of having to play y'all next year