Kelsi Green

mean evil goblins only

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

@oliviakellyyyy It’s like....you know me....

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

Sippin wine. In a massage chair. Freshly shaven. Skin care done. Just ate pizza. Hair curlier than ever. Life is good.

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

my grandma just said “drama is for bitches” and honestly that’s woke

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

@dylan_gre it makes me so uncomfortable

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

@ROZEDR3AMZ girl this is bad ass

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

@otosxela doritos and guac tho !!!!

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

@olliviamarie @reganpate5 no that shits bad

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

sparkling water tastes like when I used to put my tongue on the end of batteries as a kid

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

y’all really needed a celebrity to die of something that wasn’t publicized to realize you should be nice to people

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

Now I just use the men’s restroom when there’s someone in the women’s I don’t give a fuck I’m badass

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

You ever hear a strangers voice over the phone and know exactly what they look like

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

how you gonna just pour all the different elements of trail mix into your mouth at once like a barbarian

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

Been in the mood to receive a bunch of money or maybe even a nice house by the beach

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

@_ericcurtin @benjumim

[Kelsi Green @kkellsii]

it’s so funny to me when runners jog in place at stop lights waiting for the cross walk sign to turn on. you guys r some silly bastards