KayKay

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

@Hyundai @HYUNDAIUSA @ManlyHyundai

[KayKay @kkendall03]

A 2021 Hyundai Palisade Calligraphy.
30k miles. Meticulously maintained.
And the paint is failing like this.
This is a known issue.
@Hyundai @HyundaiUSA @ManlyHyundai documented my claim the last week of January. It’s now April and I’m #40 on the repair list.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

@Hyundai @HYUNDAIUSA @ManlyHyundai I’m being told it could take up to a year to fix a known defect.
That’s not a solution. That’s avoidance.
What are you actually doing to fix this?
#Hyundai #HyundaiUSA #ManlyHyundai #HyundaiPalisade #Palisade #AutoDefect #CarProblems #CustomerExperience #QualityMatters #DoBetter

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Thriving? No.
Surviving? Debatable.
Existing? Unfortunately, yes.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Caffeine’s doing its best, but this personality runs on spite and resignation.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Mentally I’m still in the meeting that broke me three years ago.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

I keep reading that self-care is ‘pouring back into yourself.’
So I did.
Unfortunately, I poured coffee, sarcasm, and an alarming amount of denial.
Feeling hydrated, though.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Time flies when you’re having fun, but drags when you’re in a meeting.

Which means time is sentient and hates us.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Nothing makes me question evolution like watching two people try to merge lanes. We had millions of years to develop thumbs, language, and reasoning, and this is where we landed?

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Science can’t explain why I have six types of tired but none of them let me nap.

I might be evolving into a new species of alert disappointment.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

If life’s a simulation, I’d like to speak to whoever coded ‘Monday.’ That one’s glitching.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Trying to become a better person, but Amazon doesn’t sell patience or the will to live in bulk.

Might settle for free shipping on emotional stability.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

I tried journaling again, but it turned into a hostage note written by someone who’s both the hostage and the captor. Might frame it.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Running on caffeine, sarcasm, and the last shred of patience I didn’t already spend on other people’s nonsense.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Inner peace is when someone sends a ‘quick question’ email and you don’t throw your computer out the window.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Emails sent after noon on a Friday should auto-reply with: ‘That’s adorable. See you Monday.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Somewhere in the universe, there’s a planet where people don’t say ‘let’s circle back.’
That’s my heaven.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

Imagine being reincarnated as a houseplant and still ending up in a meeting.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

I’ve started tracking my mental health like a Fitbit: today I walked 200 steps, avoided 3 people, and overthought everything twice. Heart rate’s fine, spirit’s questionable, sarcasm’s strong.

[KayKay @kkendall03]

I’ve stopped trying to ‘find myself.’ Whatever version of me exists right now clearly knows how to fake productivity and make it to bedtime, I’m letting her stay in charge.