Since I can remember, my hometown always had “Thanks With Franks” on my birthday. Free hotdogs at all of the business in town. You walked down Main Street & ate hotdogs, FOR FREE. Maybe this is why I’m now 27 & still love hotdogs, or maybe it’s just because they’re delicious. 🤷🏼♀️
Midwesterners on vacation:
1. Wake up at 6 AM
2. Drive 14 hours instead of fly
3. Puts address in GPS, uses route they “know” is quicker
4. Live off of gas station food
5. Try to make people feel bad for sleeping in
6. Always walking 30 feet ahead of everyone else
Party’s in Iowa
- barn/machine shed/garage
- someone has fireworks
- girls can shotgun beer
- $18.84 tab
Party’s in the city
- some bar
- $200 tab
- girls order a frazzletini
- James wants to tell you about his scotch or craft beer