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Dez | 29 | DEAD DOVE & EXTREME KINKS, 🔞NO MINORS🔞 Official accts blocked | kink list 📌| AGE IN BIO PLS❗️

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

eric: his husband was a really really good guy, stressed before he passed that he was still young and he wanted him to move on and love again.

me: that’s kind of heartbreaking but sweet

eric: yeah.. not me though. if i die you’re fucked. i will haunt the fuck out of you

😅

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

me: i’m not the final girl, i will roll over and die, opening scene.

eric: nah. i’d let them kill me first. let them get their brown person quota. buy you a solid extra 10 minutes.

me: just 10?

eric: you’re fucking blind. and have NO spatial awareness. tree root? you’re fucked

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

pretty sure there’s a piece lodged in my lung

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

just almost lost my life to a fudge round bc i shoved the whole thing in my mouth right before my not-boyfriend decided to have a talk about potentially being my boyfriend send help

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

(tw: weight mention?)

customer, meaning well: you lost a little weight, huh?
me: no
him: what?
me: i have not
him: but-
me: but you are like the third person this week to say that. starting to think y’all just walk out of here and forget what i look like
him: …shit, maybe

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

@abfic1 i was in the dollar store the other day, and amidst all the christmas music, i hear none other than Dreamers by Jungkook

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

why the fuck is it that every single time i paint my nails, my goblin adhd brain is just immediately like “if you don’t do everything right this second you will actually die”

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

lovely. LOVELY thing to wake up to after falling asleep on the phone

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

like, was i also watching this movie? yes. but i mean if you want to just get me off while you still devote 99% of your attention to the tv, i guess that’s fine 😩

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

i feel like it probably says something about my mental health that the hottest thing a man can do to me is just nonchalantly treat me like a fidget toy

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

👉👈

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

me: i just want to be loved 😔

also me:

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

sometimes i wonder what turn in the path led me here

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

me: *sends eric a somewhat suggestive pic*

drunk eric: you are beautiful and worth love

drunk eric two minutes later: *sends pic of him deepthroating a beer bottle*

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

living in alabama and not being a football fan is truly such a surreal experience

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

@134340_BTS613 it was, he’s a pretty sweet dude

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

okay so there is this regular customer i have. and we dated 11 years ago, for like three months, ended amicably. i know this, he clearly knows this, but it is VERY obvious he does not know i remember. And ngl i’ve kind of been having fun with it, mean though it may be. ANYWAY

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

i glitched man. i just panic laughed for like a solid minute and then was like “wow that was really smooth” and he just smiled and told me to have a good day and left and im pretty sure this man STILL is not sure if i remember him

[🕯🕸🌙 @kkinkjoon]

but then i, to stay on brand and be chaotic, go “oh my god, what are we”

and he

HE

he goes “think i’ve always been yours a little bit”