Kristen Kinstrey

Tech. Media. Theatre. Feminism. Dog memes. Not necessarily in that order.

[Kristen Kinstrey @kkinst]

Twitter needs a trending tab for when you’re taking a break from political doomscrolling and just want to catch up on memes

[Kristen Kinstrey @kkinst]

Don’t worry guys, they fixed it

[mersomas @mersomas]

Google is revamping its entire search engine to this btw

[Kristen Kinstrey @kkinst]

“The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery.”

close enough, welcome back Karis Nemik

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

[Mike Sowden @Mikeachim]

Thanks to the first volume of Michael Palin's diaries, I recently discovered the glory of one of the greatest travel pieces in British publishing history.

In early April 1977, The Guardian published a 7-page travel supplement on this "little-known" island nation.

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[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Listening to my white noise podcast at 1.5x speed so I can rest faster

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A medieval king was hunting in Africa...

He killed a lion, an elephant, and a hippopotamus, and awarded the skins to his three squires back home in his kingdom.

Thus, the three squires became known as the Lion Squire, the Elephant Squire, and the Hippo Squire.

As the years passed, the Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire became very jealous of the Hippo Squire because they wanted the hippo skin too. So, they hatched a plan to assassinate the Hippo Squire and divide the hippo skin between them equally.

Now the Lion Squire had eight sons, and the Elephant Squire had ten sons, but the Hippo Squire was childless.

The Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire sent their eighteen sons to kill the Hippo Squire, but the Hippo Squire drew his sword and single-handedly slaughtered all eighteen of them.

And thus, it was proven once and for all that the squire of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squires of the other two hides.

[Kristen Kinstrey @kkinst]

@AK_Organizer @Mike79990 @isaiah_bb This also happened with NXIVM, but eventually the story hit nationally and leveraged a lot of the initial local reporting.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[∿ @somewheresy]

it is now Q2 of the 21st century

[juan @juanbuis]

to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

kind of funny that matt walsh's whole thing is attacking the idea that gender is a performance when every square centimeter of this set and outfit is about gender performance

[Kristen Kinstrey @kkinst]

@turntineforwhat Not to pile onto your struggles here but you should look up hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. Sleep apnea, stretchy skin, freak accident injuries… all part of the package. I wish someone had told me when I was 25, would have saved me a lot of Dr visits.

[Kristen Kinstrey @kkinst]

@Nads_Shariff If you want to accelerate your kids’ progress then hire a private instructor. The age and skill thresholds are there for a reason.

[Kristen Kinstrey @kkinst]

@Nads_Shariff As a former swim instructor: please don’t do this. You’re risking your own child’s safety and everyone else’s, plus slowing down the entire class.

[Kristen Kinstrey @kkinst]

@cowboyKal3b yeah bc it looks like you killed the bear

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Always remember that Tony gilroy got hired to write Andor bc he sent an email explaining why disneys original plans for the show sucked. Never stop being a hater.

[G.S. Quay @hemingquay]

Possibly the funniest thing ever printed in the Washington Post.

[Kristen Kinstrey @kkinst]

Benny & the

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

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