Governor Abbott closed out his speech at the Texas GOP convention with a live elephant. It then peed on the floor as it left the room.
The perfect metaphor for the Texas Republican Party.
Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.
Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.
All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
In case you missed it: SD Democrats just won in towns that Republicans thought were safe. They were wrong.
Democrats won local elections in:
-Chamberlain
-Hot Springs
-Huron
-Kadoka
-Martin
-Mitchell
-Rapid City
-Sioux Falls
-Vermillion
The wave is here. Let's do this.
Congratulations to Dan Ahlers of Dell Rapids, who has officially earned the Democratic nomination for Governor of South Dakota and will go on to the November ballot!
BREAKING: Donald Trump calls JB Pritzker a “dumb, stupid slob.”
Just a reminder that JB Pritzker just balanced the Illinois budget with a $0 deficit AND has signed relief for groceries and gas.
Trump is a 5th grade bully who apparently needs to look in the mirror.
Sure would be embarrassing if there was a video of Trump joking about Paul Pelosi being nearly beaten to death as a room full of his supporters howl with laughter 😬
"I think it's worth it, to have a cost of unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year, so that we can have a 2nd Amendment to protect our other God given rights"
- Charlie Kirk
@GovLarryRhoden What about the lawmaker in Minnesota who was murdered, the police officer killed outside of the CDC, what about the attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband, where is your disdain for attacks on democrats and democracy? We don’t need more incendiary rhetoric.