Slimy Lil Dude

i just wanna see the sunshine tomorrow ☀️🌴

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dream big, God can fund it.

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

gonna take a break from women to focus on substance abuse

[Tekee @Tekeee]

why is this actually facts?

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Once a man realizes nobody is coming to save him, he starts living.

[RudeBwoy ™☠️🏴‍☠️ @RudeBwoy_254]

Happy Father's Day

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

As a man, only a deep pocket and your mother's prayers will save you. You are on your own. Alwayyyyyyys on your own.

[hunter* @y2khunter]

I don’t even blame them who tf is this 😭😭

[Zehrry🌚 @big_zehrry]

Me chilling with that witch aunty everyone in the family warned me about 😂😂

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you want to deposit the whole $3?"

Me: Lower your voice

[Slimy Lil Dude @KKlesio]

@EdsonMachel1 @JerThaPlug @mauriizzy 😭😭😭😭😭

[𐌔 @sofadedfgs]

Smoked before my ID picture so when i get pulled over high I look normal.

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

The horse in the back is like "OMG MICHAEL JACKSON????"

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Slow sex is for tight pssy, you can't walk slowly in Afghanistan

[JR Velho @VelhoJr]

Na vida, é preciso aprender 3 coisas: inglês, Excel e a dizer que não.