⚠️ In 2023, a 6-year-old boy sent his teachers into panic after the children were asked to draw a family portrait and he came up with this “disturbing” illustration.
An emergency meeting was immediately requested and the parents had to go into school.
However, when the mom saw the picture she burst out laughing… explaining:
“That’s us snorkelling on our Bahamas vacation!”
Scientists finally explained why gold never tarnishes, on July 11 2026.
Gold surface atoms continuously reorganize into patterns that physically block oxygen from reacting with the metal, suppressing oxidation by up to 100%.
It's not that gold is chemically unreactive.
It's that it actively defends itself at the atomic scale.
Nature engineered a self-protecting metal 4.5 billion years ago.
Materials scientists are now trying to copy the mechanism for other metals.
You know that episode of Rick & Morty where Rick reveals that there is an entire civilisation of people living inside his car battery who don't know that the sole purpose of their whole existence is to generate electricity to power a mad scientist's wacky space adventure car?
That is where Nigeria is right now, and that's why I am militant to the point of putting myself in trouble by talking about why Nigerians need to stage the most bloody and violent revolution Africa has ever witnessed. Because entire future branches of history are being wiped out because young Nigerians are trapped in an economy whose job is to make white people and a tiny Nigerian minority rich at the expense of 230,000,000 people like this.
This 19 year-old kid already has the sagging shoulders of a 47 year-old man with the world's weight on him, and he has already learned to not expect anything good to ever happen to him in life. All it took to show him a fork in his future trajectory was a fucking $47 tile cutting machine, and he's now going to hold on to this new opportunity and make a better life for himself - but there are literally millions of him out there that will never meet a benefactor, or that don't even have the skills needed to maximise this opportunity.
There is only ONE entity in any African country that has the power to carry out interventions like this in people's lives on a large scale - the state! A content creator can change one life like this and get viewed 10 million times, but a government can change 10 million lives like this without batting an eyelid! Only the government has the transformational capital and the incentive to do this in millions of lives!
That is why being led by people who don't work for you is a literal life-and-death matter! When we talk about neo-colonialism, this is what the fuck it is about! When you have a government installed by foreigners, which allocates billions of Naira in public revenues to enrich foreign intelligence assets like Gilbert Chagoury via transnational corruption schemes like the nonexistent "coastal highway" - this is the result!
Nigeria's money is not being used to invest in the lives and betterment of Nigerian people! It is being used to enrich white men in Washington DC who are already richer than God, with a fraction going to their local collaborators in Abuja! This kid and millions like him are the direct victims! Their future possibilities and bloodlines are being extinguished with poverty so that Peter McBillionaireStein and Matthew Von WhiteManBerg in Manhattan and London can increase their Q3 dividend payout by 15%. Neo-colonialism is not a victimless crime!
You are all living inside Rick Sanchez's car battery!
🇹🇷🚨Erdogan managed a stress-trolling test for the heads of delegations at the NATO summit in Ankara.
▪️The leaders were given personalized combat revolvers with cartridges as gifts. A gift in an Eastern style.
▪️Then came the funniest part: people who talk about "defending every inch of NATO territory" suddenly realized they couldn't just take the gift revolver home.
▪️Britain, Keir Starmer
I received the gift, but didn't import it to Britain: according to local laws, a combat revolver is a problem. The weapon remained in Turkey and must be deactivated (blanked).
▪️ Belgium, Bart de Wever
Upon arrival in Brussels, I handed the revolver over to the airport police.
▪️Poland, Karol Nawrocki
The revolver is stuck in customs at Warsaw Airport.
▪️Netherlands
The Dutch revolver was sent to the embassy in Ankara. It too is to be deactivated before its further use.
▪️ Sweden
The Swedes left the gift at their embassy in Turkey and are now awaiting import documents.
▪️Germany, Friedrich Merz
The Germans handed the revolver over to the embassy to import it "according to regulations" and then add it to the collection of official gifts.
▪️ Ursula von der Leyen
Decided that the gift would look better in a military museum than in an office. Before that, the weapon must be deactivated.
▪️ António Costa
His revolver will be imported into Belgium strictly according to legal procedures, then blanked and stored for safety reasons.
▪️ Canada, Mark Carney
The weapon was handed over to Canadian police, and it will also be blanked. The cartridges were left in Turkey, and the revolver itself will probably later be placed in a museum.
▪️Norway, Jonas Gahr Støre
The Norwegians didn't even take the gift home: with the consent of the Turkish Foreign Ministry, they returned the revolver to the Turkish side in Ankara.
▪️The others apparently brought the weapons into the country illegally, or details about them will soon emerge.
So much for the bravery of the Western leaders' belligerence.
The prank was a success.😂
Erdogan was a genius for doing this. This one act exposes the entirety of the European NATO members as nothing but giant pussies.
You're there to represent the interests of your nation-state in a military alliance. You're talking about war. Killing the enemy.
The leader of the nation hosting the summit gifts you a revolver. And your nation is so cucked, so feminized, so flat out WEAK, that you can't even keep it.
Masterful 200 IQ play by Erdogan.