Kate Mercer

I suck but my brownies are out of this world

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

“Like if you took an indoor cat and locked it outside.” - another intern trying to describe my energy.

[Tyler Coates @tylercoates]

kate with a k, catherine with a c…. THAT is what needs to be explained to me

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

@Spencer_Denning @ItsMattsLaw GB law school for preparing us all to get paid for frantic googling

[Yoni Freedhoff @YoniFreedhoff]

Take a minute to scroll through this thread this morning

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

The thing about the First Amendment is it begins “Congress shall make no law…” so just check if what you’re bitching about involves Congress making a law, and if it doesn’t, what you’re mad about isn’t the First Amendment.

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

Wearing shoulder pads for oral argument to test out my “Supreme Court justices are like bears, just make yourself as big as possible” theory

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

Chose TSwift obvi. Made husband sit next to me and I intend to punch him occasionally and yell “JAKE.” Our marriage has made it almost two months but the next ten minutes are the real test

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

Just got our wedding pics back BUT I still need to watch the All To Well music vid and cry into a glass of wine, needless to say I’m really torn about what activity I’m forcing on my husband this evening

[Bob Beck @butterbob]

I don’t think the special session has gone as well as some had hoped.

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

“What’s happening?” asks my empty tweet form.
“I DON’T KNOW” I yell back from my quiet office, surrounded by binders.

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

Signing up for a speed mentoring event for law students EXCLUSIVELY because I really dig the sweater I’m wearing today and yes I would say I’m an aspirational figure

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

#grateful and #blessed that my nose zit was able to make it to my wedding, although I did not give it a plus one, but that’s neither here nor there

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

@Spencer_Denning Four days late but I told you I was lurking

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

@raldy11 ARE YOU WATCHING THE BACHELOR

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

@MKayCopland The people who have the time and money to go the theatre are almost never broke college students and this is such an annoying question

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

@MKayCopland People can read buzzfeed and still have time to read Faust and Nietzsche (if you reeeeaallllly want to) and it’s elitist to act like one makes you too good for the other.

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

@MKayCopland He assigns the textbook HE WROTE for his intro class that a lot of people need for their general arts credit.

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

@MKayCopland Omg I read this first tweet and knew EXACTLY who you were talking about.

[Kate Mercer @kkmercer]

I hope my boss enjoys my daily check-in emails and is now having second thoughts about my suggestion that we become best friends.