Kristina Knutson

I like cheap wine, dogs, and a good gallery wall.

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

I knew my outfit looked familiar. Who wore it better, @TheRock ?

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

@vobenomics Butter and cinnamon sugar for me! NOM NOM NOM

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

xoxo, lady whistledown

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

@bridgerton is Pride and Prejudice meets Gossip Girl and I am HERE FOR IT.

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

@BuschBeer MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! MINNESOTA #buschlightapple #BuschPromotion

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

@jpsaxe radio on @Spotify is the only thing keeping me going right now. 12/10 would recommend

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

@BuschBeer This is a formal petition to make Busch Light Apple a permanent fixture in your beer line. I went to or called 10 liquor stores and struck out so hard - I never want to feel this way ever again. #socrisp #schhhhhh

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

Amazing how a new, pristine screen protector can trick me into feeling like I have my shit together.

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

My Uber driver is playing old @smoss right now and I am so here for it. #bowwowwow #yippeeyoyippeeyay

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

Full blown adulthood isn’t when you start liking coffee...it’s when you start liking water.

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

Channeling my inner @lizzo this Halloween! #spookyseason #100percentthatwitch #HocusPocus

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I just took a DNA test

Turns out

Im 100%

Ranch dressing

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

*eating a banana normally*

Husband: You need to eat that banana somewhere else...

Me: Why? Does it turn you on?

*takes an annoyingly sexual bite*

Husband: ...😐...🍆😘

Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

#marriagegoals #thisshitisbananas

[feminist next door @emrazz]

What the fuck is a consensual rape

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

#FBF to when I asked Brett Kavanaugh: Can you think of any laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body?

I’m still wondering.

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

What I miss most when I travel: my @squattypotty.

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

Watching TV with my dad and a guy is trying to pick up chicks at a hardware store:

Boss: A hardware store is NOT the place to pick up chicks.

Dad: yeah, everyone knows you pick up chicks at the library!

Me: ...WHO PICKS UP CHICKS AT THE LIBRARY?!? 😂

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

@NHLBlackhawks it honestly makes sense that your merch is placed in a gift bag at the Blackhawks Store. I love this city. ❤️🏒🖤

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

The @jonasbrothers are back together, with new music, and the world just feels a little bit better. #sucker

[Kristina Knutson @kknutso13]

I know I’m late to the party on this, but I just watched #AStarIsBorn for the first time. Had to keep the lights off so I could ugly sob. So, so good. #allthefeels