Started off my day with zero sleep, had to go into work early, sliced open my finger and almost passed out, had a spider fall in my face and spilled my coffee on my new pair Birks 🙃 hope everyone else’s day is going better than mine... #notsohappyhumpday
I asked a 90 yr old resident what he’s going to do on his birthday this weekend and his response “get drunk” then “maybe I’ll give you a drink too” 😂 #foreveryoung
I’ve had such a long week with 4 assignments & a presentation due today that I went to leave the school at 5pm with a 90% empty parking lot and couldn’t find my car #readingweekhereicome 🍍☀️🍹
A lady is suing my work because we did some construction & took away the 2 separate entrance doors we had for 1 door & she walked into the glass where the old door use to be... it’s our fault you can’t see where the door is? 😂
No one at this school knows how to park when there’s a little snow on the ground & I managed to find a spot, but when everyone leaves and I’m the last car in the lot come 6pm, I look like the idiot 🙄
I walk into work and my manager immediately pulls me aside to tell the the dream she had about me which briefly features my boyfriend whom she barely knows 😂
Everyone told me to keep up with my meds while my mouth heels from my wisdom teeth removal and forgetting them at home today while I was at school/work was the worst thing I could have done... learned that lesson the hard way 😫
Why is it that there’s so many funny wisdom teeth removal vids out there, yet I did not have that experience at all... did they get stronger meds than me? I at least wanted a funny video from this experience but no 🙄
Drove 1.5h from my bf’s house to mine this morning and made it all the way to my street and my car gets stuck in the 1ft of snow because my street never gets f@*$ plowed!! 🙄 #littleenginethatcould