Kelly Kozluk

I'm sometimes hard to digest.

[Kelly Kozluk @kkozzzy]

@HoodieAllen welcome back to Toronto!!! 😍

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@drunkphysicists brought back so many awful first year physics memories talking about free body diagrams. Thanks a lot.

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@HoodieAllen must do's in Brooklyn - go! (Preferably including eating and drinking)

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True story that is definitely true. Australia makes shitty ass beer. Anything from Canada, will be better I promise @drunkphysicists

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@drunkphysicists I'm a redhead! Way better than a blonde. Going to go buy fosters so I can see what you babies were complaining about

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You're rude to my cat and that makes me feel uncomfortable.

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We are impossible, in a crazy way

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I know that everyone's super pumped about dressing up for Halloween. But I'm quite happy to skip it #halloweenbuzzkill

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Act like you mean. And mean well.

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Sometimes you just need a Mama K date night @ Downtown Burlington http://t.co/jtBZxw0c1i

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If you're a female I suggest that you follow #manbunmonday

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Maroon 5 animals music video.... Yes please.

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Totally makes my day when I see someone driving that forgot to close their gas tank #imagoodperson #iswear

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#GoneGirl. Enough said.

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Love what you do and the love will come back to you 10 fold. Thank you for making my ears happy @HoodieAllen #PeopleKeepTalking

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They should mute the audiences on morning talk shows. Way too much enthusiasm and noise for my morning ears.

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Loved having the superior gender represented! Thanks Dr. Dre! #wheresthebeerblog #leavingyouforablackguy @drunkphysicists

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Life lessons from @mindykaling. Still working on my warrior name though. http://t.co/LG9WO77uPB

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Uh oh.... I'm a wine drinker! Should I just switch to Neil Degrasse Tyson anyways so I don't get hate tweets from @drunkphysicists?

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"I want a penis." - "you mean you want happiness....?"