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[kk @kkpresidente]

Guys with facial tattoos: are you trying to convey a bad boy image? 'Cause all I'm getting is that you're not afraid of commitment.

[kk @kkpresidente]

@Microsoft Grandview please.

[kk @kkpresidente]

@delasarah @text_publishing Congratulations SK - I am so thrilled for you and for everyone who gets to read this incredible book. xxx

[kk @kkpresidente]

@VictorianCHO The rules for the Single Bubble I’ve been desperately hoping for since 4/7 are unworkable. Let singles bubble with one other small household and count bubble members as one unit for the purposes of all other rules. Treat it as one household living across two homes.

[kk @kkpresidente]

@VicGovDHHS The rules for the Single Bubble I’ve been desperately hoping for since 4/7 are unworkable. Let me bubble with one other small household and count all of us as one unit for the purposes of all other rules. Treat us as one household living across two homes.

[kk @kkpresidente]

A Chinese language course where the text is human skin and you only learn the characters people regret having tattooed on their body.

[kk @kkpresidente]

Shit is bleak af when a good version of the future involves a sultana having a heart attack. #trump

[kk @kkpresidente]

Let's all enjoy this liminal space between #Baird's resignation and #Trump's inauguration for the next 29 hours.

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

I wasn't expecting that.
🐔
https://t.co/Jvdzboizty

[kk @kkpresidente]

@dave_rock_star 😫😫😫

[kk @kkpresidente]

To cap today off, I now seem to have a stomach flu. This apocalypse is the WORST. #Election2016

[kk @kkpresidente]

I'm sure @realDonaldTrump will hire excellent advisors and this will allllll be fine. #Election2016

[kk @kkpresidente]

How much can I sell a visa marriage to Australia for now? Enough to retire? #Election2016

[kk @kkpresidente]

Huh. Idiocracy is a documentary. #Election2016

[kk @kkpresidente]

I'm going to drink myself into a 4 year coma. Wake me up if he gets assassinated. #ElectionNight

[kk @kkpresidente]

This is some next level campaign jujitsu from #hillaryclinton #Election2016

[Julia Macfarlane @juliamacfarlane]

Omg I'm so excited for the season finale of America

[kk @kkpresidente]

I *did* feel weird when I woke up.

[kk @kkpresidente]

These guys have just given up by this point. #election2016

[kk @kkpresidente]

University educated / can't work iPhone camera settings / easily confused @ LACMA Los Angeles… https://t.co/tQncCKBKwa

[kk @kkpresidente]

@EricRobertC I have! Every time I see an overgrown lot behind a fence I look for a bin to help me scale it.