Kristen

just a bingo ball mixer with opposable thumbs

[Kristen @kkswier]

Hello welcome to my Twitter, I’m the shit-hostess with the mostest.

[Kristen @kkswier]

Millennial realization of the day: MSN messenger was not created solely for posting Nickelback lyrics and my relationship status. it turns out companies actually communicated via messenger about work?????

[Kristen @kkswier]

@kimlosen 🙌 Kim this is brilliant!

[Kristen @kkswier]

Ya’ll ever say a little prayer that your necklaces don’t tangle beyond repair in your bag when you go on a trip?

[Kristen @kkswier]

@ElizabetsyLosen @frescopaintings Rally house prossibly

[Kristen @kkswier]

@ElizabetsyLosen @frescopaintings Rally house prossibly

[Kristen @kkswier]

@ElizabetsyLosen Catchy!

[Kristen @kkswier]

Pork rinds? Nah, porkato chips

[Kristen @kkswier]

@ElizabetsyLosen That supportive bitch

[Kristen @kkswier]

It’s 2022, nature is healing.. there’s a child running laps around the taproom and eating gummy worms off the floor.

[Kristen @kkswier]

The woes of winter…getting your coat sleeves just a liiittle wet when washing your hands

[Reductress @Reductress]

Desktop Background Serves as Constant Reminder of Where You Are Not: https://t.co/DUXkOrxUrz

[Kristen @kkswier]

@mikielg95 Workshopping some names: Annoymate, Sexy & single SJW, Plenty of Influencers

[Kristen @kkswier]

Well folks, it took 26 years but my nemesis has revealed itself to me…and it’s laminate flooring. #45degreeangle #fucklaminate

[Kristen @kkswier]

Is anyone else’s cat dramatic enough to find the nearest cobweb within your sight and eat it because you haven’t fed her yet? Just mine?

[Kristen @kkswier]

There are two kinds of @caseysgenstore customers: those who park diagonally and those who are buffoons.

[MoIamdakz @moIamdakz_xys]

The first time you go to subway you better pick a good sandwich because it’s going to be the same sandwich you eat from there the rest of your life

[Kristen @kkswier]

Just missed my turn because I was gawking at a puppy. Says a lot about my driving, but barks volumes about the cuteness of the puppy

[Kristen @kkswier]

@ElizabetsyLosen This tweet is 100% ADA approved.