Krissybell

girl splitting time between small town and big city. likes: theater, books, superheros, sci-fi, and democracy. she/her/hers #loveislove #blacklivesmatter

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned.

And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized.

I refuse to sanitize him.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

oh to be ducks walking on Hydrangea petals

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

I am going to keep saying this: literally every form of weight loss, every single one of them, *requires you to do a thing for the rest of your life*.

[Krissybell @KKTunney]

my whole life is "circling back - just checking in"
i am a living breathing AI reminder app
my next tattoo is gonna be "dismiss nudge" from gmail

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Mondays. 🤦‍♂️

[Krissybell @KKTunney]

all i want to do is sit on my porch, drink in hand 🥲

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you're young and the next minute you're saying stuff like "all i want is to sit on the porch"

[Krissybell @KKTunney]

@shrug_rug the only content i come to twitter for these days

[Casey Likes @justcaseylikes]

there is a point to be made here about the lengths a creative team can choose to go to accommodate a disability

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

can they shut down Teams instead of tiktok

[♡ @astralbaes]

THIS OR NOTHING !!!

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Me when I’m making a big pot of soup: haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!
Me when I have to clean the big pot I used to make the soup: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent a january that doesn’t drain your will to live

[Krissybell @KKTunney]

@shrug_rug wait’ll you sneeze! 🤢 this is such a good call tho, there are like 1000 viruses going around right now.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

[Krissybell @KKTunney]

brought that Monday energy into today and it was not the best

[Joy @joynwoods]

Fffffuck man what a year

[trash jones @jzux]

i think it’s really important to keep at least one voicemail from everyone you’ve ever loved