Hello I Am Doctor Hannibal Lecter no my name doesn't rhyme with cannibal You're crazy and insane This is a totally normal name to have And your confusion offends me Please stop with the insinuations I'm Innocent and Carefree also I Like teacups and Food
my evil dad who i havent spoken to in two years mailed me a letter and why is this man trying to rage bait me into responding... like im sorry but i truly do not give enough of a gaf bro
i still think “tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is unironically one of the best lines ever