Kate Landi Piper

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[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

If you think it’s hard to wake up when it’s gray and rainy outside, you should just get a dog who will step on your face until you wake up. Works every time 🫠

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

@badassidtrip Omg dammit just saw this! I actually considered it lol!

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

@Kohls Please respond to my DM, I really need help with this issue. Thanks.

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

@Kohls I sent a DM, please respond! Thanks!

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

This is Finn’s first Caps playoffs and he was NOT prepared for us to take the lead this late in the game

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@badassidtrip Hahahahahaha omg

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Really insane that I let a fuzzy little wild animal sleep in my bed and just trust that he won’t gnaw my toes off in my sleep.

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

Watching Harry Potter with Kim. She just called Dumbledore “a wonky donkey”.

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

When your phone autocorrects “Sligo Creek” to “Psycho Craig”

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

Bobby swallowed food wrong and starts coughing like crazy. Me (drinking seltzer): “Do you want a sip of my drink?” Bobby: “Hell no. I’d rather die!”

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

Two months in and Finn learned how to unlock his crate ���

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

Told Kim I’m going to Aruba.
Kim: “Well, I will probably never go there, so will you bring me back a non-haunted trinket?”

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

Having my puppy chew on me for the last week has made me approx. 3% less afraid of sharks. I don’t know if that makes sense, but it is a good distraction from Caps-induced sadness.

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

Heavily dislike drinking alone, so I struggle to drink wine in the bath like a normal human. Eating sweet potato casserole in the bath however >>>>

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

Kim told me that I should leave Bobby alone to play video games and eat snacks on Valentine’s Day.
Me: What?? I do that like every day!
Kim: “Oh, I figured you pester him a lot.”

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

First day of a nutrition class, and the instructor wants to play zoom syllabus jeopardy. Suddenly remembering why I didn’t bother with this sooner.

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

My favorite song is all of them 😭😍 thanks @taylorswift13

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

I can’t wait to never think about Trump again.

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

@TheRobChase Lol at this point, who doesn’t?!

[Kate Landi Piper @klandi19]

Literally had a dream last night that I met Biden at a bar and he ordered a round of cupcakes for my table. Hoping it’s a good omen 😅😱