kris

book worm, music lover, yoga enthusiast, dog person, foodie, hopeless romantic, enneagram 9, INFJ, leo.

[kris @klangs]

@ms_linds Except I can't see past 2015, all the good stuff happened before 2015! 😖

[kris @klangs]

Hey @ms_linds , who needs to journal when you've had a twitter that no one reads since you were 19 😅

[kris @klangs]

Can we some kind of mint flavoured @bublywater ? I think cucumber mint, or mint lime would be killer. Just me? 🙅‍♀️

[kris @klangs]

Earthquake, in Canmore?

[kris @klangs]

@IL0VEthe80s recording the radio on to cassettes, and accidentally having chipmunk music.

[Every Little Thing @eltshow]

New episode. Essential Workers Call In. Listeners talk about what it's like to be out stocking shelves and delivering packages during a pandemic. It's inspiring and enraging and funny and sad. https://t.co/u50WeaVDNQ

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

For those of you struggling to keep track, today is Wednesday. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Lawrence Police Department.

Wash your hands.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

hi. yes hello. i am ready to be loved now

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i would like a lot of support today. just in general

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

you may think it’s strange. for me to lose my mind with joy. every time you walk through the door. but when you love like i do. there’s no other option

[kris @klangs]

@Vanessa_Lee13 @tiarachel91 I did this too!! 😅

[kris @klangs]

I am only 20 minutes into this episode of #GamefThrones , my heart is racing, I can’t breathe, and I want to cry. How am I supposed to survive another hour?

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Once met a Dad who told me that he read whatever books his kids were reading while they were in high school. Reconnected him to some classics and, more importantly, to his kids at a time when they can potentially start to drift. Never forgot that.

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

That’s a wrap!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if someone could hold me for a bit. that’d be nice

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Sweatpants without pockets, you can fuck all the way off.

[kris @klangs]

We have to be out of our house by noon tomorrow. We’re officially moved out of 1 room so far. 😣

[Arlene Dickinson @ArleneDickinson]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
Deep breath hahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahah

What a load of unmitigated 💩.
Do better for our kids.
Seriously better.
You’re the Education Minister for heavens sake.😡

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but…

Measure the circumference of your head in inches, then divide that number by Pi. That’s your Hat size.

Mathematically, your Hat size is the diameter of your head in inches if your head were a perfect sphere.

[kris @klangs]

@sanden @ItsAnnMariePepe @dulce_de_lacey @SBAList @christinear17 @Alyssa_Milano I never claimed to be an expert, and like most others jumped in head-on with emotion on a topic close to my heart, going with facts I was given with minimal research. I appreciate the science of it, so thanks for that anyways.