I have come here today to tell you that I just saw an ig story of a girl filming herself lip syncing to 'all I want for christmas' and not knowing the words. all I want for christmas. not knowing the words. and putting it on the world wide web.
I got a temperature last week and was so tired I didn't bother to completely remove my mascara, after I got better I got the poops and 3 days of a completely stuffed nose, the bitch was so stuffed I lost my sense of taste for 36 hours, now it's dry as shit -
due to constantly blowing it, my lips are red and dry because I've been mouth breathing for 3 days and remember my mascara ridden eyes? my left eye is now swollen and I can't cover it up so it doesn't get worse and I'm sitting around in public with sunglasses on looking -
what did people do before they spent their childhoods waiting to find out their godly parent or get a hogwarts letter or walk through their closet into a magical forest