klara

I’m in your walls

[klara @klarakeeley]

Kane Parsons and Curry Barker should hook up

[klara @klarakeeley]

When I ask to pet a dog and the owner says no, I feel like some kind of pervert.

[klara @klarakeeley]

I don’t need a period tracker. I know my time is near when I start crying about Brian Wilson.

[klara @klarakeeley]

accidentally used the term colloquialism when I really meant malapropism but whatever fuck it nothing matters anyway, right???

[klara @klarakeeley]

teeth are clothes to old people.

[klara @klarakeeley]

Is Mike Birbiglia grooming the please don’t destroy boys?

[klara @klarakeeley]

Mike Birbiglia looks like a cloning experiment of Dan Akroyd gone horribly wrong

[klara @klarakeeley]

twirling a buzzball in my hands like a fushigi to impress the ladies at the func

[klara @klarakeeley]

good weather is crazy af. temp over 60 and I start thinking everything’s gonna be ok.

[klara @klarakeeley]

I think Quentin is gonna slap Paul Dano at the Oscars

[klara @klarakeeley]

The pilot of the plane I’m on doesn’t have a mustache…farewell and look out below!

[klara @klarakeeley]

Almost took a man’s opinion into account

[klara @klarakeeley]

I had a dream that I met Jacob Elordi last night and he immediately told me he had a girlfriend. Like even my subconscious knows her place.💅

[klara @klarakeeley]

Not to alarm anyone but I just saw John Lennon on the Q train

[klara @klarakeeley]

The hornet is still alive under the book.

[klara @klarakeeley]

Sweater inside out. Hair tied up in a chip clip. Just killed a hornet with a Jen Beagin novel.

[klara @klarakeeley]

Have we tried vaping holy water yet?

[klara @klarakeeley]

Carbonated light blue Gatorade zero. Could this happen?

[klara @klarakeeley]

Saw myself on Twitter 😽

[namename @namehazels]

😭 😭 Giving the life of a showgirl predictions....

[klara @klarakeeley]

Running out of condiments is so humiliating like damn I’m so big I ate all the mustard