Klark Kent

Former amateur comic who only did his routine in the shower before the neighbors complained, living on satire, hope, hash browns, and fruit roll-ups.

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@MatPatGT As the unofficial resident #GTLive DJ, there is nothing wrong with a little #QuadCityDJs and C’mon N Ride It. 😎 🚂 😎

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@PlayStation Hello! What channel do I use to get a shipped order held for pick up? I’m thankful to be working during the day and cannot be home to wait to sign for the delivery. Thanks.

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@BurgerKing This is the bag I received today. You had one job #Laramie

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

#Boise rent went up 15%!

Beware of shady apartment showing process: register, email, text, receive text with code, respond to text with DL, wait for call to schedule. #IdentityTheft much?

Don’t get me started on the $45/mo convenience fee for two air filters.

#Rent #Expensive

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@dominos @PapaJohns @pizzahut @littlecaesars @MarcosPizza I’m available to help cost-benefit an affordable #vegan pizza option. Help me quit my cheese-less antics of #pizza heresy! Let’s build a better world of #VeganKnots #VeganGABS.

@andpizza knows what’s up!

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@AngryCops I am dropping my name into the pool of no-name talent now so when Paramount+ launches the ACCU (Angry Cops Cinematic Universe), I can get in on the ground floor. Maybe as Pvt. Potato’s (Double P) OSUT battle buddy or Barracks Lawyer’s (BL) chaptered intern.

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@Kitboga I’m pretty sure my Best Buy warranty on an item I have yet to but hasn’t expired. Seems inflation has hit Geek Squad prices too! 🤔

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

I had my first #Boise fine-dining experience and it included a salad from a trolley. https://t.co/0Chat5qsHx Now I know how @GordonRamsay felt.

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@MacPaw @cleanmymac @Setapp Your dedication to customer support is admirable, but software can wait. Please focus on your team and stay safe.

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@PlayStation Will #ForbiddenWest be a #GotY? I think so! I can’t wait to get my #PS5 in 2026 so I can see for myself.

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

Thanks to the team at @Guerrilla for making a great game even better! Worth the wait! #Aloy #ZeroDawn #PS5 #Nora #Carja

[Guerrilla @Guerrilla]

The wait is over and your journey out into the Forbidden West begins! 🏹

#HorizonForbiddenWest is OUT NOW! https://t.co/PDV20SlfG3

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@stanzipotenza Sometimes the “algorithm” actually delivers! Brilliant! Thank you! #YouTube #shorts https://t.co/62flpFy4IV

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@Fred_Meyer You know what’s definitely not in stock? Happy to help the FM team out. Back into the snow I go. 😒

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@dominos Spinach and feta paradise. Sadly it’s coming a bit short on feta. #shrinkflation

[Jelisa Castrodale @gordonshumway]

GUYS I FOUND A POKEMON HOW DO I PUT IT IN MY PHONE WHY DOES IT BITE SO HARD

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@MatPatGT The FCG (Pentagon edition) is not as spooky as it seems. #GTLive #Local58

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@DudePerfect is on the scene in @extramilearena at #BoiseState. Don’t miss out! #GoBroncos #DudePerfect

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@seanseaevans bring on @MatPatGT! They have trained their tastebuds for this season and are deemed ready! #MakeItSo #FoodTheory #TasteBudsSayWhat #HotOnes #Fire #GhostPepperIsWeakSauce #Milkshakes

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

@MatPatGT Is it me or does the #Pizzaplex look like an incredibly large, nightmare fuel version of Casa Bonitas?
#FNaF #SecurityBreach

[Klark Kent @klarkkent06]

It’s a stretch, but this #Facebook #Meta #rebranding reminds me of when Philip-Morris rebranded to Altria. This rebrand is like boiling a lobster; nefarious and alarmingly soothing.