Kimmie Lamb

If I wanted you to know about me, you would.

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

“Here’s your bullshit clap that you’ve been begging for. Happy? Does this make the itty witty baby happy? Yes it does! Yes it does”

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

High Schools are really painted like this in Virginia? No serious injuries reported. Not even on this paint job.

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

@nonbinarybooty As the parent of a beautiful black woman, I can attest: my baby didn’t frolick in the rain, doesn’t want to frolick in the rain, and probably doesn’t know how to frolick. She has also lived 19 years, wanting zero parts of the rain🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

I’ve been putting up with y’all’s bullshit for 13 years. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[WATE Sports @WATESports]

“We are not a school. That’s not what Bishop Sycamore is, and I think that’s what the biggest misconception about us was, and that was our fault. Because that was a mistake on paperwork.” https://t.co/T6Zdn3ioMw

[Des🐲 @desrocka]

Literally cryin rn 😭😭

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

Thank goodness someone finally said something. I’ve had a 2014 Kia stuck to my forehead for over a month now.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

OHIO: Anti-vaccine *expert* witness claims vaccine causes forks and keys to stick to your forehead and it’s linked to 5G network towers…. Up there trying to out-Tennessee us! 😵‍💫🥴

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

Finally🙄

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

Fun Fact: Tom Brady is the villain from ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit?’

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

How would you describe Tom Brady’s Kentucky Derby look?

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

I live in the wrong city. “So what would you say your strengths and opportunities are?” “I have leadership skills, I can build an effective schedule, and Ryan Reynolds follows me on Twitter”. “Thanks for your time. We’ll call”

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

@ShayElliott3 I MISS YOU!! Chili’s date?

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

We must free this ostrich trapped in a piece of wood

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Me whenever “Promiscuous” by Nelly Furtado & Timbaland come on

https://t.co/dGkYxEbYNL

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

@ShayElliott3 Yeah girl... you’re gonna have to read some of this shit!! I mean... he’s still my baby 😂

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

I may seem like I’m fine. But deep down inside, I’m struggling with canceling T.I. 😩

[Tearsa Smith @TearsaSmith]

Beautiful support this morning at @AustinEastHS. While everyone chimes in on how to fix Knoxville/ Knox County's current gun problem, you can't say A-E isn't loved by its community. #beepbeep #WATE

[Kimmie Lamb @klassykatt]

And we were horrified!! 😳😳

[Lubalin @lubalin_vibe_co]

Turning random internet drama into songs, part 1

[chu @chuuzus]

Keyshia Cole on her way back home after getting cleared by Ashanti: #Verzuz