Klaud

all you have is your fire and the place you need to reach

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Who remembers turning up on a Tuesday at PRs?

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Love Island drinking game: Take a shot anytime Kayda says the F word.

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I hope my daughter never comes to me and tells me “Mami, I’m going to be on Love Island..” 🫠

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It should be mandatory for all AI videos to have disclosures on them. These older folks think everything is real 🙃

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Gave up seed oils a year or so ago, and really mindful of checking ingredients. If I go out to eat at a restaurant and it has seed oils, I am not well. Why does America’s food proceed to poison us?!?

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Idk bout yall but i miss the real twitter 🥹

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I like the taste of my espresso.

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I am so glad I never got attached to Tik Tok.

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No one warned me I’d come back from Europe, depressed. You truly see what life is all about and supposed to be like 🥲

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As a grown 30 year old woman, I am not an advocate for food to touch…

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Why don’t my upstairs neighbors ever stfu? Are they bowling? Are they wrestling? Do they have weights on their feet?

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My new AI voice a lil hood.

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I need to know how all the Pimp My Ride cars are doing nowadays.

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Listens to one line of a Bon Iver song, instantly feels melancholy.

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I can never tell who is actually a student driver on the roads anymore.

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Taking in all the carbs and drinks I can in Europe because I don’t feel like crap.

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I am a chain gum chewer if I have a pack of gum.

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Everyone deserves a lil love

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Am I the only one that liked seeing other peoples likes? Because what if I like what they like? You feel me?

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My Bach trip made me realize how much I cherish sleep 🫠