mayat

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[rose @wynrosei]

ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “i’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

MOO DENG

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

that probly feels so good if ur a vegetable

[jynx @jynxbby]

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

[“paula” @paularambles]

my sister, since we’re at a 10-hour time difference now, which means that she lives “in the future”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Not checking my bank balance, just tapping my card and hoping it works out

[😺 @gaylittlechuu]

tbh i dont think she means harm tbh i just think she's a bit stupid 😭

[rebranding | OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS @0828acd]

who on earth IN THEIR MIND would vlog a clip during a flatline moment of their patient?????? that is SOOOO agitating. i’m not even an SN but i do know the the dos and donts that they may have. julliana villafuerte is just a pure dumb girlie who literally graduated without knowing

[Lisa Beasley @lisabevolving]

Three seconds ago hoe

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

I love how many Canadian NHL fans out here are ripping on the Oilers for being down 3-0 despite the fact their own favourite team can’t properly spell “Stanley Cup Final”.

Edmonton’s a fantastic hockey club who’ve done a lot of winning this year. Show a little respect.

[mayat @klaurise]

@eunoiiiia Congratulations, dzai! 🎉🥂

[mayat @klaurise]

@merlteezy Basin wala nimo gi on ang notification sa mismong teams?

[mayat @klaurise]

@merlteezy 🥺🥺🥺

[☔ @Whotfismick]

real

[mayat @klaurise]

@merlteezy Is everything down??? 💀