Kiley Anne

can't win em all

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

This is a standing request for anyone w a dog to send me any video/pic of them on walks carrying sticks. I don’t care how long it’s been since we’ve talked, I just want the cute videos.

[Anna Bower @AnnaBower]

the childless cat lady rhetoric is deeply alienating. some of us are childless dog ladies.

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@byrninlove Please give me an example of hamburger voice, I think I know but just want to be sure

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@byrninlove A little trip!! I’m staying at an Airbnb near James island I think?

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@byrninlove Where are you guys registered???

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

Anybody got any good gossip?

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@byrninlove They’re all still trying to spell “Machiavellian” so they can find out what it means

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

I saw someone on tik tok say “whenever I have a crush, I watch gone girl” and that’s been my instructive thought ever since

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

Pretty impressive for a Christmas album

[chart data @chartdata]

.@taylorswift13’s 'evermore' has now spent 2 full years on the Billboard 200.

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

I’m gonna make a fantasy league for white lotus season 3, we will draft the murderer and the murdered. Lmk if you’re in, buy in amount TBD

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@byrninlove *listened to karma once*

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@theLyonsMane Congratulations! That’s an amazing accomplishment’

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@byrninlove Wait it’s actually going to shut down tonight? I lost my “twitter is falling apart” feed to “Ticketmaster is falling apart” feed

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@byrninlove But what if my twitter acct is a parody of myself. How’s he gonna know

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

I recently learned it’s “Abercrombie” and not “AMbercrombie” bc when I said it in front of my friends one screamed “WHO’S AMBER???!!”

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@byrninlove I finished and thought, “what if I re arrange all my closets and went through all my clothes” and I only moved in one month ago!!!

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

@byrninlove Forgive you for being cute as shit? Never.

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

I love my dog so much, she has no idea what “heel” means but I just said “ok Lola I’m taking a nap” and she SPRINTED into my room like there was a fire🥹🥹

[Kiley Anne @klavangs]

GIVE ME A HARRY STYLES-NICK KROLL BUDDY COMEDY RIGHT NOW BEFORE I EXPLODE