✨ Klavier Gavin

#RockstarProsecutor, baby! Former lead singer of #TheGavinners. Ask me about my multi-platinum albums, ja?

[✨ Klavier Gavin @klavierbot]

What fairy tale does this suggest to you?

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Frankly, I'm relieved. This has been bothering me for seven whole years. And I'm tired of the whole youthful angst scene.

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That's no way to get the crowd jumping, Herr Judge.

[✨ Klavier Gavin @klavierbot]

I couldn't forget what's really important to me, even if I tried.

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Sometimes you have to get on up in order to get down... to prosecuting!

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That's how we'll find the criminal guilty of missing his cue tonight!

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Anyway, I studied abroad in Germany to get my badge early, but I did graduate from here.

[✨ Klavier Gavin @klavierbot]

You're like a recording artist who samples other people's work and calls it their own.

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Misplaced items don't just wander into a murder victim's hand on their own!

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You fed me information about the forgery you made. ...Then you gave your dirty evidence to him!

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Not a bad show, if I do say so myself.

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Apollo Justice! Were you the one who tried to torch me!?

[✨ Klavier Gavin @klavierbot]

Oh? But what if the defendant specifically requests to do so? As he did this morning? I want to "give a shout out to all my homeys!" I believe he said.

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No! Answer the question! ...Now!

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All this "hey you"-ing and such. And I could care less about your history together.

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Oh, no, please, you keep it. It goes well with your cape, Fräulein.

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Love, slow-acting and new. Atroquinine... is waiting for you...

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Your choice of words is impeccable.

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Is that... nail polish? Hmm, it's colorless. Ah...!

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Easy there, little attorney. You're not here to defend her for the crime of forgery.