Kaitlin Bierman

Trekkie, dog lover, and future doctor • HC 20' • UNMC 20' • KCU COM 25'

[First Alert 6 @WOWT6News]

One person died after falling from the stands during the commencement ceremony at Ohio State University.

Details: https://t.co/cEv6MiUOfP

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

Subcutaneous emphysema is like having rice crispies crackle, snap, and pop underneath your skin. You're welcome.

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

It's never a good sign when a professor feels the need to prepare you for what's coming next. Pharm week 2k22 is gonna be epic.....might set the world record for longest continous cry. If you need me I'll be rocking in the fetal position underneath my grow light.

#m2 #MedEd

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

Pro tip: don't ever let anyone know your next move. Like me when I completely switched my physical exam half way through my clinical skills assessment.

#medicalstudent #m1 #AmIDoingThisRight

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@meganelisabethw ❤️😭

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

It should be mandatory that if libraries refuse to turn up the heat to a survivable level they should come with blankets. I'm so tempted to walk over to the hospital and raid the nurses station for a warmed blanket. Doesn't my tuition cover that?

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

Fun fact, everytime you sneeze your brain releases 1/8th of the neurotransmitters (dopamine and serotonin) involved in the human orgasm. So instead of saying "bless you" rather say "I'll have what she's having".

#whenharrymetsally
#gradschool
#whatamistudying

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

I never realized how much graduate education pushes you to the next level and I really appreciate this journey. So will my future patients 😊. I think I now fully understand kelly clarkson when she said "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

You know what I don't wanna be a doctor, I want to map the bottom of the ocean. I think that sounds really cool. #RandomThoughts

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

I'm a simple girl really. Just give me a gooey cinnamon roll and I'll be happy for a week. Next week I'll probably be craving another unhealthy treat.

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

Grad School has turned me back into a hormonal teenager that screams T Swift in the shower. Send help.

#tswift #TaylorSwift #gradschool

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

@meganelisabethw Just ordered this!

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

2020 almost feels okay when you're eating Modern Love vegan pumpkin cheesecake. Excuse me, I'll be moaning for the next 45 min as this slaps my taste buds.

#omaha #ModernLove #gradschool #girlsNightOut

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

@meganelisabethw TRUTH

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@meganelisabethw I feel this on a spiritual level

[meg (Taylor’s Version) @meganelisabethw]

Another day, another article!

8 Cute Kitchen Essentials for Your College Dorm https://t.co/VsCbZlIykE via @thesociety19

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

@DrSolem Haha maybe 😅

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

It's awesome that in my graduate program when I I removed someone's spinal cord it's an accomplishment and not an immediate phone call to the police for acting like a serial killer.

#CriminalMinds #gradschool #medicalanatomy

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

I'm vibing with George O'Malley today...

"Who here feels like they have no idea what they're doing? I mean, are we supposed to learning something? Because I don't feel like I'm learning anything."

#GreysAnatomy #gradschool #isitfridayyet

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

@DrSolem Oh yes, it mostly started off with those aa and then escalated to all of the aa.

[Kaitlin Bierman @klbierman]

I had a nightmare last night that I was in a bar fight with 20 amino acids. Evidently because I forgot their pKa's. I don't recommend studying in bed.

Side note: I have a really cool idea for a biochemistry themed bar, let me know if you want to invest.