Keldon

[Kris Valentine @cupids_archive]

You masturbate because you're horny. I masturbate because I'm depressed and need the dopamine. We are not the same.

[Keldon @kldxn_]

You girls with no father figures are disgraceful

[Keldon @kldxn_]

Still posting with 0 likes 😝

[OJ🧘🏾📿 🐂🀄️ @OutOfSpaceOj]

You ever been so high you feel like you in 3rd person

[London G!rL ✨🦋 @the_rebeccah]

Remote job that pays in dollars or pounds, with great perks that I’ve never heard of in my life

[Keldon @kldxn_]

Thank you Nelson Mandela for ending apartheid so i can be with these lightskin Zulu and Xhosa woman!!😝

[Keldon @kldxn_]

Fuck a AP Patek Rolex, I can’t read old people clocks

[Keldon @kldxn_]

CLB and FATD are the new old drake
#classics

[Keldon @kldxn_]

need a stoner lesbian friend🙏🏿

[Keldon @kldxn_]

Imagine ignoring me for a guy that’s entertaining others

[owl ✧ @owlfukuro_]

i’m erectile at dis function

[June ᥫ᭡: @Iam_Juniey]

Breaking my sobriety with a Black Label

[Keldon @kldxn_]

@Eternally_Jaded durban😝😝

[Keldon @kldxn_]

She only supports Liverpool because of her father

[Keldon @kldxn_]

The onez that claim to be soo religious are the most sinful people irl

[Keldon @kldxn_]

you rather be gay than trust a woman in this generation

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

Smokin don't even numb the pain nomo a nigga be high & hurt

[Keldon @kldxn_]

If her father is bald then she is hot

[Bodie 1 @bodie9210472856]

It #depends

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitch tried to crack a joke about me but I know a joke who cracked her