K'Lea Patterson

[K'Lea Patterson @kleapatterson]

Bio: always hungry

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Young 🤴🏾

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Did you know social security is taxed twice? Once when the money is deducted from your paycheck, and then again (for most people) when you receive the benefit.

My bill, HR 6590, the Senior Citizens Tax Elimination Act would eliminate the double-tax on Social Security benefits.

[K'Lea Patterson @kleapatterson]

I knew it

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

Me after listening to All Too Well for the 139th time

[Melissa C. Miller, PhD @MelCatMil]

My dad passed away a month ago. He never fully understood what I was doing in grad school.

I found this notebook a few days after he passed. He always cared and he was always trying to understand.

[Cobain JMG @JMGarciaXII]

This shit got me WEAK 😂😂😂😂

[K'Lea Patterson @kleapatterson]

I guess if I’m craving some normality I should go back to watching reality tv😂😂😂

[K'Lea Patterson @kleapatterson]

I have a tactic for watching outer banks where I guess every possible bad thing that could happen and....they almost always do

[K'Lea Patterson @kleapatterson]

It’s a cool show, but can there not just be a moment where something crazy isn’t happening? Does someone always have to be getting injured or chased?

[Antonia Cover @CoachAntonia]

Let me get this straight...
So in the Miss Universe system you literally can’t have...had a child, or be married or be over the age of 28 but...you can be a literal man claiming to be a woman and that’s okay? That’s female empowerment? Why aren’t feminists all over this?

[Supernova 🌟 @TheHoneyGoat]

I'm glad men are getting over the long ass shorts phase. Show them powerful thighs, king. Own it. Wear the short shorts.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

WE DID IT!! We capped the out-of-pocket cost of insulin in Texas!

Our bill is headed to the Governor’s desk for a signature! #txlege

[mk @hot4anEngineer]

i think it would be really fun if the graduate with the lowest GPA also gave a speech. the anti-valedictorian if you will

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I LOVE HER