Katie Contini

[Katie Contini @kleec]

I purchased a screen protector at an Apple Store with the promise that if it broke I could simply walk into any Apple Store and have it replaced. Today I did exactly that and was told I was given incorrect information and they would not do anything to make it right. Help! @Apple

[Katie Contini @kleec]

Hey @DisneyPlus where is that Jeff Goldblum show?? I was watching that!

[Katie Contini @kleec]

I plan to write a strongly worded letter to @Doritos for the crime of stopping production on the BEST flavor of all time: Salsa Verde. In order to get through this pandemic, i neeeeeed them!!!

[Katie Contini @kleec]

Hey Barney (@Andy), who’s Bruce? We missed the story but kept hearing you say that name. My New Years wish is to know this information!

[Katie Contini @kleec]

@netflix if a show is not in English it's better with subtitles than dubbing. Dubbed shows, I instantly can't stand. Not sure if the distributors of the content make it that way or what, but I do not like. I want to listen to the actors' actual voices. Otherwise, yuck.

[Katie Contini @kleec]

From standing on the hot, slow AF 1 train to sitting on the cool, fast 2 train feels like having an orgasm. TMI? #exaggeration #seriouslythough

[Katie Contini @kleec]

Daydreamed about falling in love with the handsome man sitting next to me on the subway until I saw him scrawling in a notebook like a madman. #checkplease

[Katie Contini @kleec]

If I ever get anyone to love me again, I am not going to flaunt it in everyone's faces on Valentine's Day. Just on regular days.

[Katie Contini @kleec]

Eating while you’re crying is hard. Thanks for ruining my lunch @NBCThisisUs #chokingontearsandpasta

[Katie Contini @kleec]

I found all 25 presents. Can you? Start the Present Pursuit now: https://t.co/eO8QXP2qgV #twodots

[Katie Contini @kleec]

I wish there was a cookie in my mouth. #midnight

[Katie Contini @kleec]

@nyandcompany sucks. Gave me "free" watch. Spent $ to get links removed, a new battery. Find out it was broken the whole time.

[Katie Contini @kleec]

Gosh. I'm in such a good mood that I'm handing out Instagram "likes" like I have no standards. You're welcome, world.

[Katie Contini @kleec]

I hate how long it takes to eat an apple.

[Katie Contini @kleec]

Has anyone seen Pat Sajak lately? He looks like a newborn baby. #benjaminbutton

[Katie Contini @kleec]

I miss the good old days when a man took a woman on a date to get a soda pop. Just kidding. I'm too young for that, but it sounds adorable.

[Katie Contini @kleec]

@CameronDiCola @theRealAntgut how did I just now see this? This made me gasp out loud several times.

[Katie Contini @kleec]

A large woman just grunted at me when I sat next to her on the subway. Oh excuse me I wasn't aware your umbrella needed its own seat.

[Katie Contini @kleec]

Favorite moment from 2016: Mariah Carey "singing" on New Year's Eve. Bless her heart. #fail #peaceout2016

[Katie Contini @kleec]

Flashing a smile and helping the butcher rearrange the signs in front of the meats get you cheaper filet mignon. #sheworkshardforthemoney