CLĪONA.

My sister ran over me with a segway once

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...
okaycanyouseeit?

[Zoe T @MissMarkillie]

Has anyone checked Kate Middleton's attic for a half-played game of Jumanji? I just don't think we can rule anything out at this stage.

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Ah my first day as junior promotion code executive at FREENOW. Challenging work but thankfully nothing has gone wrong so far.

[Abbie🌻 @abbiehive]

A true Irish legend who got so much grief for speaking out for what was right RIP

[ASHLEIGH LOUISE @axhleighlouise]

Claudia why are you pouring your heart out to a man who doesn't want you in front of the girl he's picked. This is high level embarrassment. #TALKSWITHASH #loveisland

[Aisling Felly @AislingFelly]

Hate when the walking red flag guy we want to fumble the bag actually stays loyal in Casa Amor #LoveIsland

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Me: "Let's fly at 6am, we'll have the whole day"

Me at brunch:

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Seán Ó Labhraí | ايان ‏لاوري @IanTLowry]

WOW! @WhispersNewsLTD paused the satire and dropped a few facts for Conor McGregor. Now that's what I call going for the jugular! 👀

10-7 Round on all judges scorecards 👏🏻

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

i love the world cup

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

I love this so much.

At @DogsTrust_IE, they have their doggy’s pick out their own toy!

What a wonderful place. 🥰

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

I am absolutely horrified by this comment about Meghan Markle by Jeremy Clarkson. The hatred. The obsession. The mention of her naked. This proves everything M&H are saying.

Absolutely jaw-dropping, terrifying misogyny & abuse here from Clarkson.

https://t.co/UNLrhn1TqH

[Community @CommunityTV]

your annual reminder

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

if i were rudolph i wouldn't forgive them. They would Pay

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

It's early to be talking about Christmas, but not about Christmas bins. FROM TODAY you have 4 green bin pick-ups left. Some of you only have 3. You want empty bins the week before Christmas so you have room to fill them the week after. Are you prepared? RT to raise awareness!

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me