Emily Kleinburg

knitter 🧶 🧣 🧦 easily set off • I like to post about my projects a lot 😎✌

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

Just pissed off a MAGA man who assumed I was scowling at him but like my guy I'm walking into direct sunshine????? But also, fair - fuck you

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

@ttexass @SteamboatUSA @CrystalAbsinthe That lol

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

@ttexass @SteamboatUSA @CrystalAbsinthe But he is boring, I'll own up to the

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

@ttexass @SteamboatUSA @CrystalAbsinthe Again, didn't call him a Neo-Nazi, just said he had a Neo-Nazi haircut ✌️

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

@anothergoat @SteamboatUSA @CrystalAbsinthe Weirdly, I do know the history of the city I'm living in! And yet I still think getting rid of our current prison system isn't a bad idea!

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

@SteamboatUSA Lol no, you have a Neo-Nazi haircut. Big difference

[Chris French @thechrisfrench]

“What is your dream job”

“I don’t dream of labor” LMFAAOO

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

@CanPanicNow ??? Even Garfield hated Mondays. This isn't unique to law students jfc

[Dreadful Exmile @mSperoni]

That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

@aprillove214 I'll honestly start working on a chart for this right away

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

Am I Ugly Or Is It Just A Bad Bang Day: A Memoir

[Clara Parkes @ClaraParkes]

Nope nope nope. Hands off. Knitting is a brilliant and deeply satisfying creative activity. Not a vehicle for promoting body dysmorphia or eating disorder culture.

[Emily Kleinburg @kleinburrn]

@CrystalAbsinthe WHAT

[Nate Lerner @NathanLerner]

Virginia's "extreme" new gun laws that all those armed extremists are protesting?

-Background checks.
-Limit on # of handgun purchases per month.
-Communities can ban guns from specific events/venues.
-Police can take guns from those deemed a risk to others.

That's it.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Men are too emotional to be president.