Ethan Klein

Livin in the present is key

[Ministerio de Salud @SaludSV]

El personal de vacunación del Megacentro del @HospitalSV sigue atendiendo a salvadoreños y extranjeros. 💉

Haz tu cita aquí: https://t.co/N9B0KCOAMh

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

@fezyhanna @ciderbams That sheep has seen some shit

[Wilkine Brutus @wilkinebrutus]

Anthony Bourdain on humanity:
"Meals make the society, hold the fabric together in lots of ways that were charming and interesting and intoxicating to me. The perfect meal, or the best meals, occur in a context that frequently has very little to do with the food itself." RIP

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

I ain’t payin!

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

@fezyhanna He ain’t payin!!

[Hafez @fezyhanna]

yall my brother and his friends got caught smoking loud at our house and wrote an apology to my mom im weak

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

“This is fucked boys, we are stealing steel”-Ricky

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

I️ no longer enjoy nature documentaries not narrated by David Attenborough

[Hafez @fezyhanna]

One of my roommates next year has a super chill/chubby cat and I couldn't be more excited.

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

The instant someone begins to talk about politics at a party, I want to punch them in the face.

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

@WesLeksell you already know baby👍👍

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

I will never understand why strangers key strangers cars

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

Brain cells are dollars, you have a limited amount and spend them to get maximum utility

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

Now is temporary

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

@Rugbybaby29 @FunnyVines 😂😂 that was a legendary day can't believe we made it

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

Friends are made, not found

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

So happy for @Annakayboyd for getting into the U!!!!

[Ethan Klein @kleinikins12]

There's no growth to be had in ones comfort zone#DontBeAPussy