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Seizing and Sizzling

[Serendipity @happy__chance]

The never ending saga of taking a shower 😂

🐣 Wahh, how am I going to wash up?
🐰 I really don’t want to wash up either
🐣 This is wrapped too. How am I going to unravel it? (his hair)

🐰 I have a solution. When you go to your room…
🐣 You sit on the sofa? Then it’s over.
🐰 No, not the sofa.
🐣 You have to go straight to the bathroom. You go directly to the bathroom with all your clothes on..
🐰 and then you walk back out? 😂
🐣 If you do that it’s over, you won’t wash for another 2 hours

🐰 So the funny thing is, you have a queen sized bed
🐣 Oh yeah I heard there’s two beds here
🐰 yeah, and then you have a smaller bed, a single. So the single is a place I can lay down on without being clean
🐣 mmmmm. You shouldn’t tell me that… because…. No no, I can’t do that. I need to go straight to the bathroom without even looking to the side.
I need to block my view like this🫸👀🫷
🐰 No, you need to look at your periphery
🐣 huh?
🐰You need to look at your periphery or you might fall down
🐣 I can see like this 🫸👀🫷

🐣 So I go straight to the bathroom and I get buck naked.
🐰 buck naked? 😂
🐣 Obviously, since you’re washing up. So you take off all your clothes, you put it away later, and you immediately get water on you and that’s the start. You need to get wet. The most important thing is getting your hair wet.

🐰You don’t remove your eye makeup first?
🐣 After I get wet, I wash my eyes. If I remove my eye makeup first without getting wet I’ll go back out to sit down again 😂

🐰🐣 (proceeds to show how they keep postponing taking a shower because they’re distracted by their phones and how they reprimand themselves)

🐰 The cell phone is scary

🐣 This is why you have to get yourself wet right away, or you have to throw your phone outside the room while you wash up. The cell phone is a problem!

[垢抜けメイク研究所 @chu_chu__1]

ちょょょ… まじ？？可愛すぎんこの巻き方…？？？？もっと早く教えてよーー😭

[ٍ @impactjeons]

THIS SHOT

[kin @sakinayoongi]

[News] Respect across generations as older generations recognize the cultural impact and pride BTS brings to Korea.

👤: Is there a special reason you came out here (gwanghwamun) today?
​🧓: Yes, I heard BTS had a performance here yesterday, I came out to see if it ended well and just to look around.
​👤: Oh, I see. BTS are world stars from Korea, after all
​🧓: Of course, I'm so interested and know them well
​👤: I see you weren't able to be here in person yesterday and watched it on TV instead. What were your thoughts after watching?
​🧓: I felt so proud. As a Korean, I'm proud that such superstars were born in Korea
​👤: Yesterday was truly incredible, I believe it was broadcast in about 190 countries on Netflix and a massive number of ARMY fans gathered here
🧓: ​It was packed all the way to City Hall
​👤: They've certainly played a big role in raising South Korea's international profile
​🧓: Absolutely, they are patriots
​👤: Patriots, I strongly agree with that

[Netflix Philippines @Netflix_PH]

a little birdie (not jimin, but i wish!) told me a wallpaper version is needed, so say no more 😌

[shaekiran @littlefondness]

not lying, i’m really into zhou yiran’s voice because wdym he has such a cute face (with dimple too) yet he has a DEEP VOICE?? his face doesn’t match his voice and i love it ASDFGHJKL

[Netflix Korea｜넷플릭스 코리아 @NetflixKR]

BTS X NETFLIX

BTS 컴백 라이브: ARIRANG
광화문 광장에서 열리는 방탄소년단 컴백 라이브, 3월 21일 오후 8시 넷플릭스 전세계 독점 라이브.

BTS: 더 리턴
방탄소년단 컴백 다큐멘터리, 3월 27일 넷플릭스 단독 공개.

#BTS_ARIRANG

[ecah @nahz_oaix]

🤣🤣 xiao zhan just took out his tissue to wipe his sweat when lin hai laoshi cued him and asked for him to give his new year’s blessing 🤣🤣

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

Old names of some countries

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

power of dog bites

[NARAKA: BLADEPOINT @NARAKATHEGAME]

The mysteries of Perdoria call out to explorers hungry for adventure, and a man of few words and little flair eagers to take on the challenge. Kylin Zhang, explorer of the Time Raiders is stepping up to join the battle for the Immortal Mask.

[𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁 @GodswillChemist]

Muscle isn’t just about aesthetics.

It’s your metabolic insurance.

If you care about longevity, disease prevention, fat loss, and hormone balance—this thread is for you

Lets break it down 🧵

[Insider Tech @TechInsider]

The tech billionaires trying to hack aging to extend their lives https://t.co/JytsuMwfTZ

[MANOWVIP @MANOWVIP]

Xu Kai @ Harper’s Bazaar
#XuKai

[Achilleas @achilleas_ghost]

The longevity molecule:

Nitric Oxide.

It widens blood vessels, giving more oxygen & nutrient-rich blood to your muscles, heart, & brain.

But by 30, you’ve already lost 40%—& it won’t come back on its own.

Here are 5 hacks to boost it & feel 5-10 years younger:🧵

[XuKai Daily @xukaidaily7]

I done something 😁😁😁😁😁plz like and retweet

#XuKai
#MoonlitReunion

[Dr. Biohacker @Dr_Biohacker]

The 3 core fasting styles:

1. Intermittent (16:8)
Fast 16 hrs, eat in an 8-hr window.

2. One-day fast (24 hrs)
Dinner to dinner, once in a while.

3. Extended fast (48–72 hrs)
Occasional, deeper reset for fat burn, stem cells, and clarity.

So what does it do…?