After the success of Backrooms, Hollywood will undoubtedly turn to weird internet culture for new movie ideas. The solution is obvious: It's time for a HOMESTAR RUNNER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
Homestarrunner is an obvious answer but many will say it... I miss the webcomic ranking website where a bunch of artists would give you a free comic if you voted for their thing.
(Austin Powers game tutorial level)
Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?
Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?
Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.
imagining a dude who grinded his ass out of abject poverty from the indus plain or mekong delta to work for their foreign service being hectored for rejecting a cargill grain shipment by someone who got a 2.8 at georgetown SFS and realizing that's how 75% of US diplomacy works
One thing that gives me some hope is that New Hollywood came out of them not knowing how to do a guaranteed box office hit, and it really seems like that's what is happening now... The amount of money they are putting into this he man shit... I think that might flop dude
People that peaked in high school is a topic that has been talked about to death. People that peaked in camp or as camp counselors is a topic that warrants more discussion