kayls

Life is so flowers and sausages

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

And I WILL make time for it.

[tyro 🎲 @tyro1k]

what if we kissed in the caniac corner

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

if I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

[kayls @klemireholla]

You people don’t know what an ugly Christmas sweater truly is and it disgusts me

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again

[kayls @klemireholla]

Anyone know where I can find a will to live and like 20 million dollars? I can’t handle this working for a living thing anymore

[kayls @klemireholla]

As a self proclaimed OG JB #1 fan it’s tearing my heart apart seeing all these TikTok’s of people playing Alan Jackson’s part in 5 o’clock somewhere pretending they were ever a fan lol

[kayls @klemireholla]

*me trying to make plans with a tinder boy*

“Idk I think I’ll probably be busy crying and eating ice cream that day”

[kayls @klemireholla]

I just really wish I could hug my dad

[kayls @klemireholla]

honestly I wish I was 20 again drunk in a frat house one last time idk

[kayls @klemireholla]

missing you everyday more than I could ever put into words, I hope you’re smoking endless bowls in the afterlife pops. happy father’s day ❤️

[kayls @klemireholla]

My sister describing to what extent I like nature: “she likes to sit outside in the woods and drink and cook things over a fire, also kayaking, but nothing that like overly exerts her” 😂

[kayls @klemireholla]

my heart is so sad

[kayls @klemireholla]

Did you made koolaid ice cube popsicles growing up or did you not grow up poor

[kayls @klemireholla]

do you ever like just wanna shed your skin like a lizard or is that just me

[kayls @klemireholla]

I just remembered being a teenager and starting to talk to a new boy who would be like wanna play 20 questions and the third question in boy would be like so have you ever been fingered before

[kayls @klemireholla]

I actually do not give a fuck if you have your phone on silent I’m hitting notify anyway alert buddy