Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧

I make short films when I can. Latest film below.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

About once a @newyork summer you have to have a three hour train ride that should take you only 45 minutes.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Thank you, @ChatGPTapp, for single handedly killing the hyphen.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

In a pretty deep @GilmoreGirls pit right now.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

After some soul-searching, I don’t think I can ever date a woman who drinks Chardonnay.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

At the end of the day, all I want to do is travel, create, and take improv.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Millennials + Gen X ruined 6-7.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

I’m sorry for being part of the generation that ruined 6-7.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Latenight eating is nothing without CHEESE.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Cheese is my gateway drug to overeating.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

I should have been a finance bro. My hi-five game is PRO LEVEL.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

@JohnCleese .

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Ahhhh, cynicism. The jewel in the writer’s toolkit as well as the stone in our shoe.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

@EastEndJoe Would love to see one for @BernieSanders

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Chorizo is my spirit animal.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Recently ate plain hamburger meat dressed up in Breakfast Burrito wrapping. Would honestly have preferred a burger.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Chorizo: made for Breakfast Burritos.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Green sauce + Breakfast Burrito = My Happy Place.
Red sauce + Breakfast Burrito = My Hotter Happy Place.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Life is like that one Breakfast Burrito you'll never forget. And you'll never have again. Enjoy it!

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Once I had an AMAZING Breakfast Burrito. Praying I'll find her again.

[Keiran Lenhof (He/His/Him) 🟧 @klenhof]

Potatoes/Fries in a Breakfast Burrito? No thank you.