Holly Klenkel

A 20something living life 2ft from the edge.

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

When your coupon from @dominos has so much fine print you go to @PapaJohns out of spite and get twice the food for the same price. #ByeDominos #ThanksPapa

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

When you get the Gerber variety pack with Pumpkin so you can teach your baby to be basic…but then there is Apple Strawberry Rhubarb instead. THEN you find out they don’t even have a Twitter 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

Visitation for @dklenk will be Beall Funeral Home funeral home in Bowie from 6-8pm Tuesday March 22.
The funeral Mass will be at Holy Family Catholic Church Davidsonville Maryland Wednesday at  10:30.

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[Lana @palilana]

Clayton after being a fuckboy #TheBachelor

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

Watching Barefoot Contessa @inagarten

Jamie: I bet her monthly vanilla bill is higher than our internet bill

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

Unpopular opinion: the song Imagine is terrible describes a completely meaningless existence

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Turns out the baby’s favorite song is Let It Snow by @dariusrucker #DancingBaby #MerryChristmas

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

@coachaisleseat I like the song, but I prefer a hot shower...

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@coachaisleseat The one number I could really do without...

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Saying “that is a great gluten free cookie” is like saying “she looks great for her age”...it is not a real compliment #ChristmasCookieChallenge

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

First @ofctimallen , now Kurt Russell, I think that I officially have a thing for Santa...I don’t know how I feel about it #HollyProbs

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

“If you like musical theater it doesn’t mean you’re gay. Maybe you’re just a heck of a lot of fun.”- Jamie

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

Unpopular opinion???? “Internal investigations” of abuse by any organization are BS. Report, report, report. If someone alleges abuse the authorities should be involved. If you want to do an internal investigation TOO, fine.

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

Watching the pastry episode of Great British Baking Show Beginnings and I am OUTRAGED at Star Baker. Also offended by all the American Pie bashing...

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

Are there any sweeter words to wake up to than, “what kind of donut do you want?”...
#HappySaturday 🍩

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

When you can’t express your true feelings in real life, you post gifs...

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020

[Holly Klenkel @klenktank]

Me, just trying my best