Stevie “Cans” Klen

Registered Sports Guy. Susquehanna ‘13 ΩΨΦ. Baby Wipe Enthusiast. Nose like a vacuum. Open to Beaver Reviews. #BeerMe #2For1

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@WIACMax Throw a dumbbell at them

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

Was given the most important task at the internship all summer long and I’ve got a parasite brewing in my stomach #Fuck #AnusExpanding

[Xander “Anaconda” Pencilmaker @xanderpmaker]

@WilliamMac67 Beach, beer, & bag

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@cheddahjim Sue them

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@xanderpmaker Oh boy, fight.

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@cheddahjim @steelhog69 @BusterJohnTech Chedda,
I’ll have one poured next to me for you.
Best,
Cans

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@cyclonebone Good shot, response?

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@shmoopdoopp @BusterJohnTech Disregard my previous response. Go get em.

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@shmoopdoopp @BusterJohnTech How long are they working for? That’s ridiculous. I’d be livid.

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@BusterJohnTech Grab the sides and hold on.

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@shmoopdoopp To add, I would say since they are all guys, unless they are gay fags then I think they would understand your trips. I would even try to bring maybe a few papers into the bathroom to look like you’re going to a copy center or something along those lines.
Best of Luck.
-Cans

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

How many shits a day at the internship is reasonable?

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@shmoopdoopp Ferb,

To start, I apologize for the late answer. Now I have a few questions before I asses a conclusion. What kind of office do you work in? Is there multiple floors? You could possibly go to another floor and use a different level bathroom. —

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@MichaelBScott69 Bags, you need to hit the drawing board. Your held to a higher standard.

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@bryan_mich7 I’d say never get rid of it. But post grad use iMessages for communication purposes. Just my 2 cents.

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@xanderpmaker -Xander
Wow. I’m only reaching 5 in a day and that’s if I have beer shits and eat an unholy breakfast. 7-10, I tip my cap to you.
-Cans

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@BusterJohnTech Tank,
I’ve started creating different routes to the baño so they think I’m just super busy. Only person who sees my slide in that bathroom is the receptionist.
- Cans

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@BusterJohnTech They always sitting down so they lack class to begin with.

[Stevie “Cans” Klen @KlenSteve1]

@Kanonsburner Let it fly!