Kenny 🍉

[kasey @SMASEY]

No longer have to pretend I watch the tik toks people send to me

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

you’re laughing. Ron’s been splinched, and you’re laughing??

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Me after TurboTax asks me to confirm I’ve reviewed all of the documents (I don’t understand anything)

[Todd Owyoung @toddowyoung]

"How's it going?"

Me:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[em @emilyagain]

no not rats having better access to reproductive healthcare than most women

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

LMFAOOOOOOOO ATE

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

LMFAOOO MEGAN😭😭�

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

💀💀

[regular gem @Choplogik]

only 2-3 household purchases away from peace and contentment. I'm sure of it this time

[rebecca @babyybeckz]

Twitter is healthy because its reading

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

watching gymnastics