Ryan Klevens

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

A note to my friends who still back Trump:

I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking.

Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways.

And the green water?

A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water.

Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper.

That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it.

The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own.

Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about.

Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought.

Prove them wrong.

[alex @alex_herondale7]

people should expand their reading beyond booktok recommendations and things that were published in the last five years 😟

[Ryan Klevens @KlevensRyan]

I’m gonna need to know his shampoo and conditioner ASAP

[Dodgers_After_Duty @msalas24]

The new ShoHair Commercial #Dodgers #ShoheiOhtani

[Ryan Klevens @KlevensRyan]

@LeekDuck IM READY

[Kyle Corwin @kylecorwintakes]

The thing about https://t.co/GUgOzXo5B1 is you're gonna see the same three commercials all game every game for the entire season and you're gonna like it

[No More Fielders 🧢 @nomorefielders]

Current MLB Rivalries Ranked:
1. Dodgers/Padres
2. Guardians/Tigers
3. Willson Contreras/Brewers
4. Red Sox/Yankees
5. C.B. Bucknor/ABS
6. Mets/Their Fanbase
7. Brandon Marsh/The concept of dry hair
8. Dodgers/Giants
9. Nolan Arenado/Father Time
10. Phillies Fans/Phillies fans

[Ryan Klevens @KlevensRyan]

@andimjaviert That was the most satisfying thunk I’ve ever heard

[It’s Ma’am, PhDelightful 🇺🇸 @ItsGoneAwry]

Same probs I had this week and I didn’t even go to the freakin moon.

[Ryan Klevens @KlevensRyan]

@ZoeAdriel Please turn these paintings into stickers, I know I’d buy from games I went to

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Repost if your team is still undefeated after the first weekend of the season! 🔥

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

You can only retweet this if your team is 3-0

[Here Come The Irish @herecometheiris]

RETWEET IF YOU WANT NOTRE DAME TO BEAT UCONN ☘️🏀

[dalton rushings evil aura 🩻⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

remember to leave a hot dog and a $30 tallboy for baseball Satan tonight even tho it is not really opening day bc there's one game and nobody cares about the Yankees or Giants amen

[anna (In Play, No Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

lunchable hot dogs and flight-sized beers are not a challenge and there will be NO badge of honor rewarded

[📔 Kelly 📔 @kellywellread]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a bibliophile in possession of a great number of books must be in want of a bookcase-lined room with a rolling ladder.

[Shane Donovan @SDDonovan]

This happens way more often than I'd like to admit.

[Chaz Nuttycombe @ChazNuttycombe]

Behind every successful white man is a crippling Pokémon addiction

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[Aegor Rivers @bittersteel196]

I finished asoiaf six years ago and have been trying to find a series that hits as strong. Short is answer is you can't. Long answer is that you can find books that appeal to certain traits and themes that make asoiaf so special. Below is a list of what I've read