big fella @klf325 - Twitter Profile

Pinned Tweet

big fella @klf325

about 7 years ago

This car has made driving these epic roads enjoyable 🗻🇨🇭for an old car it’s done extremely well 😎#bmw #E30M3

2

6

0

big fella @klf325

21 days ago

Was this you 😮@_js_services

Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@BotFinderUK

21 days ago

Absolutely raging 😡🇬🇧 Went on a Tinder date with an absolute stunning stripper from Bolton. Proper classy bird. I’d spent 2 hours getting ready, wore my best grey joggers, sprayed half a bottle of Joop on meself and even shaved me neck beard into a patriotic goatee 🇬🇧💪 Took her too Nando’s because unlike woke lefties I still believe in treating a lady properly. Things where going brilliantly. We both got mains, she laughed at my joke about Gary Lineker looking like a substitute geography teacher and she even touched my hand briefly while reaching for the peri-peri chips ❤️ Honestly lads I thought this was it. Then disaster struck. Halfway through the meal we added each other on Facebook and I could literally see the joy drain from her face in real time as she scrolled through my profile 😔🇬🇧 Apparently women nowadays are “put off” by: Reform UK memes. Restore Britain livestreams. Britain First graphics. My 14 paragraph post about chemtrails over Wigan. Sharing that quote saying “women secretly prefer alpha males.” A meme comparing Keir Starmer too a sentient parking ticket. Me commenting “based” under a video about banning oat milk. Suddenly she got all cold and said: “I think I’m gonna head.” Absolutely unbelievable. This was AFTER she’d promised me a private dance back at my place while we finished are garlic bread 😡 But of course once again the woke agenda ruins everything for ordinary patriotic blokes. I followed her outside trying too win her back by shouting Reform slogans 🇬🇧💪 “Save are borders!” “No surrender too tofu Britain!” “Tommy was right about low traffic neighbourhoods!” She responded by giving me the finger before getting into an Uber and driving away while I stood outside Nando’s smelling aggressively of Joop and betrayal. I spent the next four hours sending her 156 text messages and trying too ring her repeatedly but she must of been busy or maybe her phone battery died because she didn’t answer once. Honestly why do women on dating apps discriminate against good patriotic right-wing morons like me?? It’s not fair 😔🇬🇧 All we want is traditional values, full English breakfasts and a woman who appreciates a man with strong opinions about chemtrails. Eventually at about 1:40am she finally texted back. Turns out the REAL reason she left was because I’d apparently used an old photo of Tom Hardy on my Tinder profile and she “felt deceived.” Absolutely gutted 💔 She was the first black girl I’ve ever loved. Still, as a true patriot, I’m not giving up 🇬🇧💪 Tonight I’m heading too the strip club where she works wearing my best zoot suit with a massive posy of flowers. Faint heart never won fair maiden.

24

394

21

85

291K

0

1

0

31

big fella @klf325

3 months ago

@_js_services Damn right it was after my blood transfusion and skin graft.

0

1

0

14

big fella @klf325

3 months ago

@MrNickKnowles @SkyUK @skytv I was with Sky for over 20 years and when I cancelled they did diddly squat to keep me on, not even an offer for the first 6 months etc. I’d never entertain Sky ever again.

2

0

48