Kayla Hogeland

pandas had their chance

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and my homies taunting the Amish

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

coffee place I like has straws that don't seem to be made plastic or paper but a secret 3rd thing

[Pukicho @pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

our new song Drum Show premieres 8/18

https://t.co/3d2k6XbIoj

[jules @_pottedplant]

oh my god they’re gonna kill sam

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

our new full length album Breach will be here in september.
the first song, The Contract, comes out june 12th.
hello Clancy
hello Blurryface
let’s finish this
|-/

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

Tomorrow. Overcompensate premieres at 1pm ET. https://t.co/kN6nlMY0ME

[best of the haunting @bestoffhaunting]

THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE is voted the best series in the history of netflix by entertainment weekly.

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

BREAKING: Dianne Feinstein Passes Away At Age 90, Will Continue To Serve As Senator

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11

teen born in 2006: ohhh. like he helped do it

me: ok no, but i see how you got there

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

Barbie was so inspiring. Now I’m going after my dream job

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I get a lot of graduation announcements this time each year (which is a specific and important joy in my life) so I was initially quite confused when I opened up this one.

Thanks, Joe.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[my first day in a drug cartel]
kingpin: where's the coke
me: is pepsi ok? hehe
[later]
police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body