KB

i dont play basketball

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Lauren Wilford @lauren_wilford]

bowling is an undefeated casual mixed-group hang. freedom to mill, but forced breaks in conversation for your turn. opportunities to cheer on excellence in others & graciously accept one’s own failures. the general convivial vibe of a bowling alley and connection to a shared past

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

My white ass is going to wendy’s

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI

[🦇⚰️𝕰𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆⚰️🦇 @calicoestrella]

THERAPY ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO PUNCH A FOUNDING FATHER

[Chris @sutherlandphys]

Me after eating: purr i ate

[James @CaucasianJames]

one of these days i’m gonna disappear and return forklift certified

[teryn @youngtiddy]

don’t bite the hand that fingers u or however it goes

[madilicious🦄 @bIaids]

???

[지은 @imraycheljay]

happy new year

[daniel 𓃒 @tiredtaurus]

don’t be horny around me i’m an empath